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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:07 am

Di-di-di-did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath the clear blue skies?



Of course, we're bringing far too much culture to the forums for the likes of Kilo... :D
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:11 am

Put 'im up against the wall.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:13 am

Because he's crazy. Over the rainbow...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:15 am

y'ever see his attic though -- talk about BORING
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:20 am

You get that, especially when you smash 5 or 6 televisions just to hear the quadrophonic effect...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:22 am

oh....I just kind of like the smashing...
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:26 am

And after having to explain to the cops why it is I'm at work at 4 am, laughing at the computer screen, completely dishevelled, six cups of coffee in front of me, etc, and having the security company call and check up on me 3 times, I think I'd better call it quits for the night...

What do you reckon?
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:27 am

get sleep.

have a good night.

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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:32 am

And just shy of my 500th post, too... Doh!

Of course, after walking into a wall, I guess I'm done...

G'night evil demon.

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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:34 am

I really need to invest in a less strenuous banishment spell.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 9:14 pm

Yeah, paying off those cops in doughnuts must really bite into your wallet!
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Jul 16, 2002 5:44 am

they demand hand-rolled, too :cry:
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Postby Limax on Wed Jul 17, 2002 7:50 am

I'm seeing a general trend here. It's the Antarius and Major Tom show! :P
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Jul 17, 2002 8:46 am

That's the Major Tom and Antarius Show, thank you very much. The living dead always gets second billing.
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Postby Antarius on Thu Jul 18, 2002 4:43 pm

IIRC, Major Tom didn't make it very well...

As such, you'd be the dead dead, putting you second to the evil dead*.

So, take your position at second place, pleb.




* Now stoppit, or I'll be forced to do my Bruce Campbell impersonations... Starting with those from Xena and Spiderman!
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Postby Antarius on Thu Jul 18, 2002 4:59 pm

Major Tom wrote:get sleep.


Bah! I've been net-less for days now! (Well, close enough... Having to resort to a 56K connection from home is close enough to nothing....)

It seems that the Directors noticed that by Tuesday morning I had already pulled a 37.5 hour week... I've been ordered to have the rest of the week off, and my alarm code has been temporarily disabled to prevent me sneaking in and doing more work at night!


Pulling a full work week by the second day of a work-week... I guess I have officially earned the title of "workaholic" now, eh?

Why I couldn't have earned anything better, I don't know...



Evil clarinet-player.



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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jul 19, 2002 5:27 am

heh - busted. :P
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Postby mouse on Fri Jul 19, 2002 11:42 am

wow - i know some companies hate paying overtime - but disabling your code- that's _cold_.

or maybe they found out you were actually just fooling around over here? :P
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jul 19, 2002 12:38 pm

hey - I TOLD him to go home.
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Postby mouse on Fri Jul 19, 2002 1:11 pm

yeah, but you _always_ do that.
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jul 19, 2002 1:15 pm

yeah well.....






he shoulda listened this time
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Postby Antarius on Sat Jul 20, 2002 6:55 am

Hey - I gotta do something while waiting for Terminal Server to install...
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Jul 21, 2002 9:20 am

Terminal Server -- is that the one where you're playing a big apple and you get to hunt Gates through the Microsoft Headquarter Offices?

I like the cafeteria level.
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Postby Antarius on Sun Jul 21, 2002 7:25 pm

Nah, that's XBill...

Terminal Server is just an excercise in "Truth in Product Names" by Microsoft.

It is a Server OS.

It is Terminal.

QED.

Of course, it didn't catch on too well. Surprising, considering the "Windows NT (Not Trusted) Terminal Server" describes the product so aptly.
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 22, 2002 6:07 am

so it doesn't even make a decent virus then, eh?
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