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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 09, 2002 8:12 pm

Windows
Is
Not
Debugged
Or
Written
Sensibly.
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 10, 2002 9:35 am

Windows
Is
Neo-
Demonic
Only
Without
Satanic charm
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Postby Antarius on Sat Aug 10, 2002 4:56 pm

Windows
Is for
Nymphomaniac
Delusional
Optometrists
With
Silly hair styles.



I like the fact that the last few examples are recursive acronyms!
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Aug 11, 2002 8:15 am

We're the
Idiot
Neanderthals that
Design
Operating systems
Without the
System
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 21, 2002 5:16 pm

We
Instantly
Need
Downtime
Or
We're
Sacked
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 22, 2002 4:37 am

Wicked
Insanity,
Near-
Decreptitude,
Overtly
Wasted
Synapses
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:10 am

So, you've met my brother?
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 22, 2002 7:15 am

You mean it's genetic??
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:32 pm

No.

I thought that he'd like his egg scrambled.
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 23, 2002 5:21 am

You know, that's quite a picture --


I can just see yer Mum up over yer head like a martini shaker...
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Postby mouse on Fri Aug 23, 2002 2:42 pm

clearly you are _not_ a martini drinker - if you shake it over your head like that, you'll bruise the gin.
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 24, 2002 7:29 am

I can tell you with 1000% percent assurance that I have never in my life bruised the gin in my martini...


...the vodka, perhaps, never gin.
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Postby mouse on Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:53 pm

mighta known you were a vodka martini man... it was that sean connery impression that gave it away...
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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 25, 2002 3:23 am

So that was an act?!

Here was me thinking that MT had just had a stroke...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:52 am

...of genius.


Well, yes, that happens to me all the time.
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Postby mouse on Mon Aug 26, 2002 1:22 pm

well, don't keep them to yourself, man - share that genius with us all!
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 26, 2002 3:37 pm

But that is proof of his genius!

I mean, it takes absolute genius to make yourself appear a fool...



... That said, perhaps I need to join MENSA?
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 27, 2002 5:50 am

mouse wrote:well, don't keep them to yourself, man - share that genius with us all!


LOL, touche. :D


Antarius wrote:... That said, perhaps I need to join MENSA?


Good, good -- I'm certain that after five or so minutes with the twinks, you'll start "thinning out the herd".
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Postby mouse on Tue Aug 27, 2002 1:01 pm

thus proving that only an absolute fool acts a genius?
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 27, 2002 1:11 pm

how incredibly profound.
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Postby mouse on Tue Aug 27, 2002 1:13 pm

or profoundly incredible :D
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:49 pm

Nah; I'm sure that, given that it takes genius to appear a fool, that I must be the greatest mind known to this planet...


Of course, I already knew that. I just wanted to draw conclusions to the obvious...

(Ye ghods. I've been living amongst humans too long...)
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Aug 28, 2002 8:49 pm

Antarius wrote:(Ye ghods. I've been living amongst humans too long...)



Well then...




...classed dismissed.





For next time, make sure you read the chapter on Beating up Leprechauns.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 28, 2002 9:02 pm

Nope. Sorry. Cannot leave yet. Karma won't allow it...



And I don't necessarily mean my karma...



(Who has been a norty boy then, eh?)
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 29, 2002 5:55 am

Hey, that dogma was dead when I got here.
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