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Postby Antarius on Sat Aug 03, 2002 6:27 am

Really? Mine swear.

'Specially *this* one!

*insert one-finger salute here*
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 03, 2002 10:34 am

Antarius wrote:*insert one-finger salute here*


*Ahem*

Take that out of here, please -- I believe it be better for Innuendo, no?
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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 04, 2002 3:36 am

One word:


Ewwwww!


Hey, so it's not so much a word as a sound. Deal with it!
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:07 am

Antarius wrote:Hey, so it's not so much a word as a sound. Deal with it!



Or, rather, it would be, if I actually read what you posted.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:01 am

You'd be the only one...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:17 am

You neither, huh?
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 4:20 pm

I don't read any of the posts... They don't make any sense anyway...


'specially the ones from those twits "Major Tom" & "Antarius"
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 6:30 pm

Well, the way they bugger up the place, might as well not turn on the computer.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 11:05 pm

Unfortunately, mine got infected by a kilo-virus. Now it doesn't turn off. It stays on 24/7, constantly re-installing a Windows OS.


I think I'm in Hell... :evil:
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 06, 2002 5:26 am

*pssst - he may be on to us...order another change in tactic*
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Postby Antarius on Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:33 am

Oooh! *this* is new...

A new Service Pack for Windows 2000. This will *have* to make life better...



Aaaaugh!
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:44 am

Just keep trying.

It helps if you use the 'Cancel' button just before the last step.
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Postby Antarius on Tue Aug 06, 2002 7:02 am

What does this bit in the EULA mean?


End User License Agreement wrote:Item 666:

i) By installing this software, you irrevocably grant Microsoft unconditional access and ownership of your very existance and "soul."

ii)All your Base Are Belong to Us



What I'm still laughing at is the latest news: Microsoft is releasing 385 bits of code.

385 bits, eh? That's 49 button-presses on a keyboard.

What is it? An email address?! :lol:


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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 06, 2002 7:06 am

It's mostly stuff like [HdPg] and [endrun] -- y'know real trade secrets.

The way they get around it, though is that they released them all into the local water supply and flushed.
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Postby mouse on Tue Aug 06, 2002 11:56 am

hey, that's our boy bill - generous to a fault.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 07, 2002 12:11 am

*ahem*

Shouldn't that read:

"That's our Bill. Generous with a Segmentation Fault?" 8)
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:31 am

Does that mean it actually stands for:

Generous
Person
Fault ??
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 07, 2002 6:11 am

Only if:

Bill's
So
Obviously a
Devil

or the "2000" in "Windows 2000" refers to the amount of security holes found in the first 5 minutes of public use...

or

Will
Install
Needless
Data
On
Whole
System
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Aug 07, 2002 6:32 am

Winnowing
Intelligence,
Never
Doubtful
Of
World
Subjugation
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Postby mouse on Wed Aug 07, 2002 2:41 pm

wildly
inefficient
needlessly
ddoublesized
oppressively
worthless
system
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 07, 2002 4:32 pm

Where
In the
Name of
Dog are
Our
Working
Systems?!
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 08, 2002 6:02 am

When
Idiots
Need
Directions
Overlords
Withhold
Sanity
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 08, 2002 4:14 pm

Why
Is it
Not
Doing
Our
Work
Stably?
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 6:02 am

We
Iinterest
No one;
Doesn't
Our
Work
Suck?
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Postby Limax on Fri Aug 09, 2002 2:25 pm

When you need to have a task completed quickly,
It is
Not the most intelligent choice to
Do it
On a platform known as
Windows. What should have taken you minutes, would end up taking
Senturies [sic].
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