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Postby Major Tom on Thu Jul 25, 2002 5:50 am

and yet, somehow, they always give the same answer when you ask. sounds like a conspiracy.
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Postby Kilo24 on Thu Jul 25, 2002 5:54 am

It is! It is! They're going tosteal my yak cheese and Crackroaches!
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Jul 25, 2002 5:56 am

Let them -- it's better that way.
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Postby Antarius on Thu Jul 25, 2002 3:23 pm

Major Tom wrote:It's a D tail -- little thing, nothing important.


You're pointing this out to a "little thing, nothing important?"
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Postby Antarius on Thu Jul 25, 2002 3:29 pm

Major Tom wrote:Heh - they've confirmed you a bachelor, then?


I'll convert to any religion whose Ghod will make this permanent...


... We don't want It to breed, after all...
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Jul 25, 2002 9:48 pm

Antarius wrote:I'll convert to any religion whose Ghod will make this permanent...
... We don't want It to breed, after all...


Helpful Support #MT1: All believers have a sole


Helpful Support #MT2: some say squishes can come true
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Postby Antarius on Thu Jul 25, 2002 11:56 pm

Reminds me of a Monty Python animation...
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Postby Kilo24 on Fri Jul 26, 2002 11:36 am

Antarius wrote:
Major Tom wrote:Heh - they've confirmed you a bachelor, then?


I'll convert to any religion whose Ghod will make this permanent...


... We don't want It to breed, after all...


Quiet! You still have a clone running about! It wiped out half my party in AD&D! Not that that's a bad thing of course, after all, I'm the DM...
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jul 26, 2002 11:58 am

The dumb what?
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Postby mouse on Fri Jul 26, 2002 1:33 pm

i was going to guess 'designated moron', but then i thought, no, no - too cruel.

demented meanie, perhaps?
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Postby Antarius on Sat Jul 27, 2002 12:04 am

And I guess that Kilo's campaign was the first in which someone cast "Evards Black Testicles" on the "God" (that is the DM) before!
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Postby Kilo24 on Sat Jul 27, 2002 7:15 am

Hell no. It was the campaign from which Monty Python and the Holy Grail stole all their ideas from, however.
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Postby Antarius on Sun Jul 28, 2002 4:28 pm

Ah, but it's probably not like one of the first campaigns that I gamed in...

I was introduced to one of the gamers

DM: "This is Clayton."
Clayton: "But you can call me Wilbur."

And it went downhill from there...

DM: "Level 1 Characters please. What classes are you gonna be?"
Mish: "I'll be a Munchkin Fighter/Mage/Thief/Psionicist"
Me: "I'll be a cleric." (pre-ordainment days, btw)
Wilbur: "I'm going to be an Elven Prat!"

DM: "The Treant attacks."
Wilbur: "I pull out a deck of cards and deal a hand of poker."

DM: "The pot seems to be bigger on the inside than on the outside."
Mish: "Who wants the Pot of Holding?"
Me: {looks quizically - this was my second gaming session, my first sober.}
Wilbur: "I'll have it."

DM: "You are Surprised by a Giant Spider."
<...>
Me: "I fail my Save vs Poison."
DM: {To Me} "You are paralysed. The Spider starts to wrap you up in web."
Wilbur: "I jump in my Pot and run around..."

DM: "The rest of your party is paralysed..."
Wilbur: {Running in Pot} "Wheeeee!"
DM: "The spider jumps into the pot."
Wilbur: "I slap it with an Halibut!"



Like I said, this was the second gaming session that I was in... Is it any wonder that the campaigns I play in get silly now?


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Postby mouse on Mon Jul 29, 2002 10:29 am

gee....."wilbur's" actions seem awfully familiar, somehow.....

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by the way, kilo - what _is_ your first name?
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Jul 31, 2002 5:31 am

mouse wrote:gee....."wilbur's" actions seem awfully familiar, somehow.....

[nonchalant]
by the way, kilo - what _is_ your first name?
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...and does it rhyme with Paton?
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Postby Kilo24 on Wed Jul 31, 2002 6:32 am

Antarius wrote:Wilbur: "I slap it with an Halibut!"

mouse wrote:gee....."wilbur's" actions seem awfully familiar, somehow.....

[nonchalant]
by the way, kilo - what _is_ your first name?
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Whomever this freak you call, *ahem*, 'Wilbur', is definitely not me. I would only slap someone with something at least 50% trout.
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Jul 31, 2002 6:41 am

Put that back in your troutsers.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:30 pm

*ahem*

"It's cold out."

"Well put it back in!
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 01, 2002 6:48 am

\///
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.O <"My eeeeeeyyyeeees!!"
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 01, 2002 3:38 pm

Sorry... Did my can of pepper spray go off again?


Here, have some salt, too...
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 02, 2002 5:28 am

yeah.

thanks.

much better now.
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 02, 2002 6:31 am

No, wait!

It needs to be rubbed in...

Hard!
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 02, 2002 6:39 am

run this, butch -- hard.
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 02, 2002 8:22 pm

I'm assuming that that command was supposed to be 'Rub this, butch...'


Or maybe 'Butch' was a typo too...
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 03, 2002 6:05 am

my fingers slur together, sometimes.
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