april 26 2002 (bit late... sue me)

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april 26 2002 (bit late... sue me)

Postby Dolmaniac on Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:58 pm

If this question has been brought up then just toss me the link and a couple of gallons of flame... but I didn't find it.

Today for some mysterious reason my friend and me started arguing about that day's comic. After some time I finally gave up and decided to actually go ask some help from the creators purpose... but then I noticed this board filled with plesantly insane spammers which need something to spam about anyways, so figured I might as well drop the question here instead.

I've been trying to figure out what exactly: :o
o hart uv AH-ruh-purr-sun, ded KING-dum uv hed-ACK-ur-on! Eye OFF-ur my ROY-u self as a blud SACK-ri-fyse
means...

I got as far as: :-? :x
o ... of ...person, dead kingdom of headacheron! I offer my royal self as a bloodsacrifice

Now if someone could fill in the blanks and/or correct any mistakes I made I would greatly appriciate it. :D
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Re: april 26 2002 (bit late... sue me)

Postby Ian McDonald on Mon Jun 10, 2002 5:27 pm

Dolmaniac wrote:I've been trying to figure out what exactly: :o
o hart uv AH-ruh-purr-sun, ded KING-dum uv hed-ACK-ur-on! Eye OFF-ur my ROY-u self as a blud SACK-ri-fyse
means...

I got as far as: :-? :x
o ... of ...person, dead kingdom of headacheron! I offer my royal self as a bloodsacrifice

Now if someone could fill in the blanks and/or correct any mistakes I made I would greatly appriciate it. :D


Hi Dolmaniac!

To help you out here, don't forget the third line of the incantation Bruno reads: ree-STORE the long, which comes just before ded KING-dum, etc.

HTH

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Re: april 26 2002 (bit late... sue me)

Postby mouse on Tue Jun 11, 2002 2:25 pm

Dolmaniac wrote: insane spammers


WHAT??!! who you callin' insane?

oh - you probably saw kilo's posts.

this is why we allow no excessive flaming around here - no point in actually helping him lay waste to the place.

anyway - you might want to jump back to 25 feb to get maledict's reasoning - and as ian says, go back over the incantation on 26 apr, to be sure you haven't missed anything.

i've been wondering tho - am i missing something with ahriperson? person, yes, but ahri?
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Postby Dolmaniac on Fri Jun 14, 2002 5:27 pm

first... thanks... I'll have another look at it...

As for insane spammers...

I know an insane spammer when I see one... and this place is filled with it... hell... I feel right at home... go figure.
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Behold!

Postby Kilo24 on Thu Jun 20, 2002 7:44 pm

Through the power of Incoherent Babblization.....
The Answer!



Oh Heart of Ahriperson, restore the long dead kingdom of Headacheron! I offer myself as a blood sacrifice!


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Re: Behold!

Postby Antarius on Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:58 pm

Kilo24 wrote:Oh Heart of Ahriperson, restore the long dead kingdom of Headacheron! I offer myself as a blood sacrifice!


Hmmmm.... And since uttering these words, Kilo has been pretty quite...


Is this the first time one of your "spells" has worked, Ian? And does this mean that we've got to deal with Headacheron's return now?

Perish the thought...
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Postby mouse on Thu Sep 12, 2002 2:09 pm

wasn't the original version 'i offer my royal self....'? this implies either
1) kilo is in fact the long-lost dauphin or
2) the demons took him by mistake and are even now chopping him into small pieces to indicate that they really don't like having their time wasted.

has it really been all summer that kilo's been gone? gee.....maybe we should have started a search party....
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Postby Antarius on Thu Sep 12, 2002 3:42 pm

You think a serach party would be necessary? Are you worried that he's surferring?
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Postby mouse on Sun Sep 15, 2002 9:16 am

actually i was just thinking it was time for a party -
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Postby Antarius on Sun Sep 22, 2002 4:59 pm

Ah. I mishead you. You must have said a "surfer party..."
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Sep 22, 2002 7:06 pm

I think Columbo would call that a clue...
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Postby Antarius on Mon Sep 23, 2002 5:24 am

Which is an endangered species in this neck of the woods... :D

Thankfully, the first one I gave wasn't noticed and escaped into the wild...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:13 am

...band of giant, raging, rabid heffalumps
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Postby Antarius on Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:25 am

Oh no. You're not going to Woozel out of this one!
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:27 am

Hey, I'm not the one who dumped the devil in the deep blue sea...
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Postby Antarius on Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:44 am

Jeremiah was a bull frog?
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 23, 2002 8:12 am

How did he taste?
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Postby mouse on Mon Sep 23, 2002 12:59 pm

bit hoppy, i imagine.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Sep 23, 2002 3:51 pm

The original "hoppy frood" who always knew where his towel was...
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Sep 24, 2002 5:10 am

...right at the end of his footel, just as it should be.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Sep 25, 2002 4:50 am

Which is why he didn't survive an encounter with the Ravenous BugBlatter Beast of Traal...
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:23 am

Personally, I would not need to live-to-remember an encounter with a bug bladder....ick
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Postby Antarius on Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:45 pm

Urinesinuating something, aren't you?

(Shut your faece, twit!)
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Sep 25, 2002 8:52 pm

Sorry, Merriam doesn't know to what you are referring...



...he was cordial enough to suggest he doesn't give a dirty screw, though...



...so, there is that.
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Postby Limax on Mon Oct 07, 2002 12:23 pm

Okay... now you've done it!!! :evil: You have forced me to go thread diving!! And I don't even have a good reply here... just that when you use screws, be sure to have the proper equipment...
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