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Disgust at inuendo in BtB!

Postby Antarius on Tue May 28, 2002 4:30 pm

G'day all,

I would like to say that I'm really upset about all of the inuendo in BtB, and I would like to discuss it with everyone...

After today's strip, talking about Master Bae-Shon and cheap (ahem) grabs about getting "hold of yourself," I feel that it is time to speak out.

Come on, everybody. Let's have a Mass Debate about this!


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Postby Major Tom on Wed May 29, 2002 5:53 am

I hope you'll understand if I don't stand too close...



So, what's your issue with the matter at hand?
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Postby Ian McDonald on Wed May 29, 2002 12:06 pm

I thought "Innuendo" was an Italian suppository!

Sorry, folks! Old joke... :lol:

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Postby Kilo24 on Wed May 29, 2002 12:09 pm

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Postby mouse on Wed May 29, 2002 2:24 pm

ooo - is this going to be a contest?

so ant - you object to bae-shon as master of this domain?

personally, i've always felt ian deserves a big hand for laboring alone as he does...
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Postby Major Tom on Thu May 30, 2002 8:53 am

It's a labor of love, which apparently gives him much satisfaction.
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Postby Limax on Thu May 30, 2002 3:31 pm

Frankly, I found it quite amusing. :)
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Postby Antarius on Tue Jun 04, 2002 11:01 pm

Limax wrote:Frankly, I found it quite amusing. :)


"Amusing" or "Abusing?"


Alright everyone! I've been waiting for a week now to sort this out! Stop sending your hate mail (you bloody Brunatics!) and re-read my post.

Gawd, how could you have missed that? I'm no more subtle than Ian!

Yes, Mother, you can stop the abuse too! (slap!)



Anyhow, I must congratule Ian on how he was able to pull himself together and pull off such a spectacular strip. Especially since it is a Solo effort.

Ian, how do you do it? How do you Wankel something together that is this swell? After all, there is a fine line between art and pR0n, and you seem to have your finger on it.

Of course, this is all just a whitewash really, innit?


Now stop it, Kilo, or you'll go blind!

Are we done yet? I wanna go home...


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Postby Antarius on Tue Jun 04, 2002 11:03 pm

Antarius wrote:Ian's Right Hand Man...



Ewwww! Now that was off, even for me!

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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jun 07, 2002 5:59 am

Antarius wrote:
Antarius wrote:Ian's Right Hand Man...



Ewwww! Now that was off, even for me!

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Yes, well, you know, if you reach like that, you do tend to end up in a bit of a mess...
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jun 07, 2002 7:40 am

Sorry for stretching this schtick out even longer.
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Postby Kilo24 on Fri Jun 14, 2002 1:35 pm

I still remain commentless.
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Re: No Subject Comment

Postby Antarius on Sat Jun 15, 2002 7:01 pm

Kilo24 wrote:I still remain commentless.


Can we be so lucky? Is Satan skating for work now?

For a commentless twonk, you sure do make a lot of noise...


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Postby Major Tom on Tue Jun 18, 2002 10:32 am

Ahhhh - he's just stuck up.
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Postby mouse on Tue Jun 18, 2002 4:08 pm

Major Tom wrote:Ahhhh - he's just stuck up.


well, i hope you used good glue - don't want him peeling off the ceiling with no warning.
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Postby Antarius on Tue Jun 18, 2002 5:10 pm

mouse wrote:well, i hope you used good glue - don't want him peeling off the ceiling with no warning.


Ye Ghods! I read that as "i hope you used wood glue," and was about to offer my welding services...

I second mouse's motion. Good glue is a must.

I shall research and remember the brand that was once used to keep my mouth shut. It seemed very effective, as it was able to withhold said strains for a period of 5 minutes.

Quite remarkable, actually...


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Postby Major Tom on Wed Jun 19, 2002 5:36 am

Antarius wrote:
mouse wrote:well, i hope you used good glue - don't want him peeling off the ceiling with no warning.


Ye Ghods! I read that as "i hope you used wood glue,"



yeah -- forget the peeling, I believe the screaming would get annoying rather quickly.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Jun 19, 2002 5:47 am

Major Tom wrote:yeah -- forget the peeling, I believe the screaming would get annoying rather quickly.


And you claim to be old?! You haven't even lived! :evil:

Actually, (PVA) wood glue (eg, Aquadhere) is really kind of weak. I mean, it's not even toxic. It's what they make those cute little bird-seed bells out of.

(Side note: ever tried making one with super glue?)

I used some stuff years ago: Loctite Prism (not an ad!). In a demonstration of how piss-weak glue is, when some dripped on my finger, I put my fingers together and feined "Oh dear! My fingers have glued together... Whatever will I do?"

It was at this time that I realised that Prism was the best glue I had ever used...

Yup - by the time that I pried my fingers loose, I had ripped out a chunk of flesh that left a hole ~3mm deep.

Needless to say, I respect it now!


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Postby Major Tom on Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:07 am

Sounds like a serious substance.

My current choice in adhesives is call GOO! Comes in different flavors (carpenters', plumbers', general hhld...).

It takes a few hours to cure (in mass), but it doesn't really matter what the materials are -- it dries out to a tough resin that is next to impossible to tear or dislodge.

Not instant, but good enough to reseal my favorite pair of tromping boots.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:21 am

Major Tom wrote:Not instant, but good enough to reseal my favorite pair of tromping boots.


Yeah, but what does it taste[i] like?!

8)

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Postby Major Tom on Wed Jun 19, 2002 7:46 am

Rather like your precious cookies, I'd imagine. :P
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Postby Antarius on Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:15 pm

Mmmmm Tim Tams




Doh!
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Jun 20, 2002 5:45 am

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Postby Antarius on Thu Jun 20, 2002 3:04 pm

Stuck in a loop, are we?


Mmmmm Tim Tams




Doh!
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Soooooomewhereeeeeeeee.......

Postby Kilo24 on Thu Jun 20, 2002 7:57 pm

A loop, yes, but a fun loop full of Antarius insults. The best kind of both.
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