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never say i didn't help you

PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2002 12:28 pm
by mouse
the suggestion has been made that kilo24 needs a hobby (and let's face it, he _is_ a little excitable). so feel free to vote, and make suggestions (but be _nice_, now)

I been disenfranchised...

PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2002 12:58 pm
by Major Tom
:cry:

can't even get my chad to hang.

hanging chads! why didn't _i_ think of that!

PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2002 1:04 pm
by mouse
seriously, i'm new at this - it let me vote, but surely it should let other people vote too.....

were you logged in? although the board seems to know you, there is no 'edit' button by your post (which seems to appear only when one posts while logged in) - try logging in, and see if it lets you vote.

PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2002 1:16 pm
by Major Tom
OOOOoooo, so it's not an anonymouse poll, then, eh? (fascist)

yeah, it worked.

Ahem.

PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2002 8:41 pm
by Kilo24
Not a single one of these could be my hobby.

These hobbies are all being KIND to assorted rodentia.
Wait..... teaching them how to swim......

"Ok, all mice. You are in the water over here. *points at leftmost side of pool* Your only way out is over here. *points at a spot on the rightmost side of the pool, about 50 feet away from the left side on the diagram not counting the maze required to get through it* After approximately 5 seconds (give or take 4) after the race starts, I will throw this switch here which electrifies the pool. Any questions?"

Re: Ahem.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 3:53 am
by Antarius
Kilo24 wrote:Any questions?"


How come donuts have holes in them?
Does Superman have to apply for permission to land?
Can terrorism really be punnished by retaliatory acts of terrorism?
Is Chess as good as an orgasm?
Why does a hot bowl of water freeze quicker than a cold bowl of water?
What is the "missing link" in the replication of Baudin's MEG?
If nature abhors a vaccuum, how come there are so many politicians?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
What is the average speed of an unlaiden sparrow?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 2:25 pm
by mouse
english or african sparrow?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:21 pm
by Antarius
And with that, mouse was flung into the chasm.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 11:34 am
by mouse
wheeeeeee!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 4:27 pm
by Antarius
As long as you clean it up afterwards...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2002 7:10 am
by Major Tom
Speaking of which, where is that danged KiloMop TM?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2002 3:21 pm
by Antarius
I traded it in for the Kilo Toilet Brush...

Re: Ahem.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 2:45 pm
by surfer
Antarius wrote:
Kilo24 wrote:Any questions?"


How come donuts have holes in them?
Does Superman have to apply for permission to land?
Can terrorism really be punnished by retaliatory acts of terrorism?
Is Chess as good as an orgasm?
Why does a hot bowl of water freeze quicker than a cold bowl of water?
What is the "missing link" in the replication of Baudin's MEG?
If nature abhors a vaccuum, how come there are so many politicians?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
What is the average speed of an unlaiden sparrow?




what is the difference between a crow and a raven?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 11:23 am
by mouse
ravens are found in poe-try

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 4:19 pm
by surfer
mouse wrote:ravens are found in poe-try


Of course! Wonder why it doesnt specify that in websters?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 9:15 am
by mouse
webster - wasn't he that kid in that tv show? what would he know about poetry?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 9:06 am
by Limax
I am always a sucker for a good wombat.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 12:44 pm
by mouse
i have a feeling that this may fall under that category of 'things i really do _not_ need to know about you'...........

PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 1:02 pm
by Major Tom
Soooo, what else fits in that category, hmmmm?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 1:03 pm
by Limax
The mind reels.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 6:22 pm
by Antarius
Anyone who'd suck a wombat, really hasn't seen one close-up...


Besides, they are much better deep-fried & garnished with some freshly-clubbed baby fur seal (or baby unicorn, if readily available...)