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A warrior (Bruno) and a small dragon (Fiona) team up for fun and plunder in this fantasy comic strip.

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Postby Major Tom on Sun Sep 15, 2002 6:02 am

lol...


...what, you're gonna give 'em all bad haircuts?
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Postby mouse on Sun Sep 15, 2002 10:59 pm

oh yeah - that sounds like _exactly_ the thing i would give a couple of boys to play with....

well, actually, major, i _can_ see you and ant having hours of fun with it - at least, you will if we ever find kilo....
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 16, 2002 5:28 am

Heh heh -- yeah... we call him 'dutch boy'.
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Postby Antarius on Sun Sep 22, 2002 4:47 pm

mouse wrote: i _can_ see you and ant having hours of fun with it - at least, you will if we ever find kilo....


Correct me if I'm wrong; but you need a vaccuum not a [/i]mop[/i]
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:33 am

True, but with a proper trim his mop will be better to get at the corners with.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:51 am

I don't care how you dress it up with trims. It's the colour I don't like. Orange polka dots do not go well with pink...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 23, 2002 8:05 am

That's just remnants of his supper...


...a few good dunks will clean that right off.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Sep 23, 2002 4:21 pm

Are you saying that you're gonna put 'im through the wringer?
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Sep 24, 2002 5:12 am

Let's just say I'll 'buy him a drink'
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Postby Antarius on Wed Sep 25, 2002 4:57 am

*shrugs* Okay.

"I'll 'buy him a drink.'"
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:13 am

Make it a double, barkeep.


Thanks...


...now, say it again.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:46 pm

*shrugs* "It again."


I really don't see how this is accomplishing anything.
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Sep 25, 2002 8:47 pm

Nope, nothing, but it does amuse me -- here, hold this up to your nose now....
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Postby Limax on Mon Oct 07, 2002 12:25 pm

Ah, yes... the flaming nosehair clippers of ullawawahupimambo...
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Oct 08, 2002 9:34 am

naw - more like the right-cross of shuddathotmurabuddit
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Postby Limax on Tue Oct 08, 2002 9:45 am

Why is it always a right cross? Why can't it be a wrong cross? Or a left cross? Or even a hot cross?
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Oct 08, 2002 9:58 am

Limax wrote:... Or even a hot cross?



because no one wants to mess with wet rabbits.
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Postby mouse on Tue Oct 08, 2002 2:42 pm

oooog....i was going to welcome you back, but if this is the kind of thing you'll be doing.....
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Oct 09, 2002 5:35 am

too late...gladly accepted. nyyah!
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Postby Limax on Wed Oct 09, 2002 8:53 am

Mouse, howabout we take that flute of his and stick it somewhere else?
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Postby mouse on Wed Oct 09, 2002 2:11 pm

i kind of assumed someone had already done that....i mean, look at his posture.
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Oct 09, 2002 3:00 pm

I'm jammin'...


...freakin' heathens.
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Postby Limax on Wed Oct 09, 2002 3:07 pm

Yes, but your arm appears so wooden....
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Oct 10, 2002 4:24 am

so it's not a gif...whattaya want??
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Postby Limax on Thu Oct 10, 2002 6:15 am

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