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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2002 3:35 am
by Antarius
Yeah, but I fixed him good...


Who do you think set the bush on fire? 8)

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:43 am
by Major Tom
Admit it --

You sneezed, got startled when you heard him coming, hid like a coward...



...then couldn't help yourself when he started prattling on.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2002 1:03 pm
by mouse
"i am that i am" - i mean really, you couldn't come up with something more creative than that?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2002 1:06 pm
by Major Tom
He was going for a kind of Popeye-thing.


And just before the pillar of fire in the desert? It's reported that some of the folks in front heard "That's alls I can stands, and I can't stands nomore."

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2002 1:34 pm
by mouse
wait - so you're saying the manna from heaven was actually spinach? man - you probably just made atheists out of a whole generation of kids.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:06 pm
by Antarius
Hey; I was bored. And I so wanted to join in the fraternity...

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 5:55 am
by Major Tom
So, that bit with the Red Sea was just a prank gone awry...

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 1:07 pm
by mouse
he was sure those chariots would float...

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 1:17 pm
by Major Tom
I told him not to forget about the horses...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:47 pm
by Antarius
Another dragon told me that they had wings...


Of course, it was a female dragon... Maybe I was too young at the time to pick up the connotation?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 6:33 am
by Major Tom
Maybe you misheard her?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:00 pm
by mouse
well, or she was confused

PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:11 pm
by mouse
i love search engines. there's a whole history of the mobile pegasus here, which also includes links to the esso tiger mascot history, and some current ads. in italy, oli esso is 'specialisti in grandi chilometri' - why do i feel this is just made-up italian?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:19 pm
by Major Tom
'cuz chili is Tex-Mex, not Tex-Ity

PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 4:09 pm
by Antarius
Bah! We have Mobil here, too (and Shell), but I say "Sod the lot of 'em! And Go Green!"

(Of course, dragons and green *can* go well together... Silver is much more betterer IMAO)


As for Red Bull - Mmmmm, that takes me back a bit. 3 years ago I reckon I was close to having that stuff fed intravenously. But at $3 per can, drinking 6-10 cans per day got pretty pricey!

Of course, the Genuine stuff is much better! I found a chinese medicine shop that sold the genuine article; the labelling was completely in Mandarin.

After translating it, I laughed to notice the difference in the recommended dose; the Chinese version was a *tad* different (it was not carbonated, either) and instead of the 4-6 cans recommended maximum of the Western version, the recommended maximum was 2!


That then led to a speed-freak friend of mine taking to "snorting taurine" for a cheap "buzz."

People will do anything if they think it will give them a high!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 10:15 pm
by Major Tom
Antarius wrote:That then led to a speed-freak friend of mine taking to "snorting taurine" for a cheap "buzz."

People will do anything if they think it will give them a high!


gee, sorry if this is the first "back" post you've read from me, ant, but that's a little sad, about your bud...

...did it do him dain bramage?

PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2002 6:12 pm
by Antarius
He works for the government now...


... I'll let you draw your own conclusions...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2002 5:48 am
by Major Tom
...The End.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2002 4:00 pm
by Antarius
They've got him guarding the big red button...

PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2002 5:36 am
by Major Tom
*nodnod*

The shiny, CAAANnndylike button...

PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2002 5:57 am
by Antarius
That beckons "come press me..."


Unfortunately, it controls all of Australia's tactical nuclear weapons, but...


Oh, that's right! We've got a pathetic defense force and absolutely 0 nukes. Well that's easy then! :D

PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2002 6:00 am
by Major Tom
It actually connects to a little light bulb in stalls #3 of the men's room...

PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2002 6:03 am
by Antarius
They have a third stall?!

Bastards! They've been making me wait my turn for *ages!*

PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2002 6:53 am
by Major Tom
It's only fair...



...I mean, they know how long they'll have to wait afterward.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2002 7:46 pm
by Antarius
Sounds like I need to do a "fly-by" in your neighbourhood...