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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 25, 2002 3:35 am

Yeah, but I fixed him good...


Who do you think set the bush on fire? 8)
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:43 am

Admit it --

You sneezed, got startled when you heard him coming, hid like a coward...



...then couldn't help yourself when he started prattling on.
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Postby mouse on Mon Aug 26, 2002 1:03 pm

"i am that i am" - i mean really, you couldn't come up with something more creative than that?
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 26, 2002 1:06 pm

He was going for a kind of Popeye-thing.


And just before the pillar of fire in the desert? It's reported that some of the folks in front heard "That's alls I can stands, and I can't stands nomore."
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Postby mouse on Mon Aug 26, 2002 1:34 pm

wait - so you're saying the manna from heaven was actually spinach? man - you probably just made atheists out of a whole generation of kids.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:06 pm

Hey; I was bored. And I so wanted to join in the fraternity...
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 27, 2002 5:55 am

So, that bit with the Red Sea was just a prank gone awry...
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Postby mouse on Tue Aug 27, 2002 1:07 pm

he was sure those chariots would float...
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 27, 2002 1:17 pm

I told him not to forget about the horses...
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:47 pm

Another dragon told me that they had wings...


Of course, it was a female dragon... Maybe I was too young at the time to pick up the connotation?
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 29, 2002 6:33 am

Maybe you misheard her?
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Postby mouse on Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:00 pm

well, or she was confused
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Postby mouse on Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:11 pm

i love search engines. there's a whole history of the mobile pegasus here, which also includes links to the esso tiger mascot history, and some current ads. in italy, oli esso is 'specialisti in grandi chilometri' - why do i feel this is just made-up italian?
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:19 pm

'cuz chili is Tex-Mex, not Tex-Ity
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 29, 2002 4:09 pm

Bah! We have Mobil here, too (and Shell), but I say "Sod the lot of 'em! And Go Green!"

(Of course, dragons and green *can* go well together... Silver is much more betterer IMAO)


As for Red Bull - Mmmmm, that takes me back a bit. 3 years ago I reckon I was close to having that stuff fed intravenously. But at $3 per can, drinking 6-10 cans per day got pretty pricey!

Of course, the Genuine stuff is much better! I found a chinese medicine shop that sold the genuine article; the labelling was completely in Mandarin.

After translating it, I laughed to notice the difference in the recommended dose; the Chinese version was a *tad* different (it was not carbonated, either) and instead of the 4-6 cans recommended maximum of the Western version, the recommended maximum was 2!


That then led to a speed-freak friend of mine taking to "snorting taurine" for a cheap "buzz."

People will do anything if they think it will give them a high!
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 09, 2002 10:15 pm

Antarius wrote:That then led to a speed-freak friend of mine taking to "snorting taurine" for a cheap "buzz."

People will do anything if they think it will give them a high!


gee, sorry if this is the first "back" post you've read from me, ant, but that's a little sad, about your bud...

...did it do him dain bramage?
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Postby Antarius on Wed Sep 11, 2002 6:12 pm

He works for the government now...


... I'll let you draw your own conclusions...
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Sep 12, 2002 5:48 am

...The End.
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Postby Antarius on Thu Sep 12, 2002 4:00 pm

They've got him guarding the big red button...
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Sep 13, 2002 5:36 am

*nodnod*

The shiny, CAAANnndylike button...
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Postby Antarius on Fri Sep 13, 2002 5:57 am

That beckons "come press me..."


Unfortunately, it controls all of Australia's tactical nuclear weapons, but...


Oh, that's right! We've got a pathetic defense force and absolutely 0 nukes. Well that's easy then! :D
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Sep 13, 2002 6:00 am

It actually connects to a little light bulb in stalls #3 of the men's room...
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Postby Antarius on Fri Sep 13, 2002 6:03 am

They have a third stall?!

Bastards! They've been making me wait my turn for *ages!*
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Sep 13, 2002 6:53 am

It's only fair...



...I mean, they know how long they'll have to wait afterward.
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Postby Antarius on Fri Sep 13, 2002 7:46 pm

Sounds like I need to do a "fly-by" in your neighbourhood...
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