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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:47 pm

How did it get lodged there, BTW?
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 09, 2002 8:15 pm

Friendly pixies...
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 10, 2002 9:31 am

With friends like that...
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Postby Antarius on Sat Aug 10, 2002 4:46 pm

Major Tom wrote:With friends like that...


...Who needs proctologists?



But then, mouse always was worried about getting prostate cancer...



:D (Figure it out...)
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Postby mouse on Sun Aug 11, 2002 10:43 am

no, that was prostrate cancer - you know, the kind you get from just lying around.

eating timtams.
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 12, 2002 4:11 am

AND yo-yos, apparently...unless he was just stringing me along.
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Postby mouse on Mon Aug 12, 2002 1:21 pm

no no - he _is_ the yo-yo.....or was that twinkie?
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 13, 2002 4:17 am

Ding dong :roll:
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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 18, 2002 4:35 am

Twinkies? Ding Dongs?!

Fortunately, we don't have them up here...

Anything that has a life expectancy longer than a dragon, is something to fear!
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Postby mouse on Sun Aug 18, 2002 10:50 am

hey - it's the perfect food for the nuclear age. long after all life has ended, there will still be twinkies.
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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 18, 2002 6:41 pm

And cockroaches. And tupperware. And Kilo. And Michael Jackson's plastic face...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 19, 2002 6:30 am

Antarius wrote:And cockroaches. .. And Kilo...


at least we won't need to worry about what to feed the roaches.
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Postby mouse on Mon Aug 19, 2002 12:03 pm

and the twinkies will keep kilo going (and going...and going....)

see - there's a plan to it all.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 19, 2002 7:51 pm

Of course, it's really mean to make fun of someone who cannot defend himself.



No - I'm not referring to his absence...
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 20, 2002 6:03 am

yes, don't, it would be like lighting a cigarette at a bus stop.
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Postby mouse on Tue Aug 20, 2002 11:48 am

...or a gas station.....
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 20, 2002 11:57 am

or lighting a bus at a gas station, even
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Postby Antarius on Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:07 pm

Having gas on a bus?
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Aug 21, 2002 5:43 am

BINGO!
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 21, 2002 4:28 pm

Which seems to be a popular religion in Australia... (Bingo, not gas on busses...)

Just the other day, I was working on a system at the RSL hall while there was a game on.

Wondering what was going on, I watched for a minute. It appeared to me that someone would call out a number (eg "36") and everyone would bow their head in respect.

Eventually, someone yelled "BINGO!"

To which everyone else immediately responded in worship with "Jesus Christ!"
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 22, 2002 4:42 am

Of course they did...



...he always wins.
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:03 am

Not so!

Last week, I heard them nailed him at poker!
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 22, 2002 7:11 am

His fault for trying to pass off five aces...



...and he was all like "What?? What??"
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:34 pm

I knew it! I knew it!

I knew there was only supposed to be nine commandments!
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 23, 2002 6:53 am

yep - Moses did the ol' ad lib there...



...he figgered he was on a roll...
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