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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:51 am

* readies stance *


Pull!
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:55 am

well.....ok


*yanks dragon tail*
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:16 am

* sings "Suicide is not painless *

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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:18 am

*dances and dances and dances*
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 4:19 pm

Why are you dancing, dead man? :evil:
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 6:33 pm

you can't kill the embodiment of Spring.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 10:36 pm

Embodiment of Spring, eh?

Is *that* what your Avatar is supposed to represent? I just thought he'd had too much Vitamin C, or a really bad Vindaloo.
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 06, 2002 5:35 am

Meet Kokopelli.
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Postby Antarius on Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:35 am

Oh, sorry...

I thought you were *sucking* on that funny pipe...
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:51 am

Naw - it's more of a *blow* job.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:19 pm

"Mr President, it's for you. It's a Mr KoKo Cobana, or something. He says he's your favourite intern..."
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 08, 2002 5:18 am

....ational floutist...
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 08, 2002 4:08 pm

What a great big Pianist you are, Major... Especially to come in here Flauting like that!



*shakes head in disbelief*

Horny humans...
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 08, 2002 7:16 pm

Yes, well, humans haven't grown accustomed to being chased into darkn dank caves at the tips of isolated mountain ranges because no civil beings want then in the vicinity...


...We need to pass the time somehow.
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:20 pm

Yes... Humans act quite foolishly towards something they fear. And they foolishly fear something that they do not understand.


Doesn't worry me, though. My lair has ADSL! :P
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 5:58 am

I'd trade it in for an outhouse, were I you.
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Postby mouse on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:03 pm

Antarius wrote:Yes... Humans act quite foolishly towards something they fear. And they foolishly fear something that they do not understand.


hmmm....let me see if i understand you now - you are a large, armored fire-breathing beast with a thing for eating everyone.

you're right! what's to fear there?

is this the stake you want me to stand up against? and i tie these chains around me?
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:14 pm

Now smile pretty.
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Postby mouse on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:16 pm

CHEEEEEZZZZE!
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:18 pm

No time for lunch -- we gat a bar-b-que to do.
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Postby mouse on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:23 pm

Major Tom wrote: we gat a bar-b-que


what - now you guys have machine guns? like it wasn't dangerous enough around here, now i got pretty boy floyd wannabes....
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:24 pm

Nah - Uncle Floyd, mebbee, but not pretty-boy.
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Postby mouse on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:29 pm

i'd a figured more uncle fester
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:32 pm

:( :( :(

Too much friggin hair.


So sad.
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Postby mouse on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:44 pm

oh, that's ok - easily fixed. just let me dig out my swiss army knife....
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