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A warrior (Bruno) and a small dragon (Fiona) team up for fun and plunder in this fantasy comic strip.

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Postby Kilo24 on Sat Jul 13, 2002 6:36 am

Speaking of of pokemon, ever put a pikachu through a paper shredder? Kicking them in a lake is fun, too.
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Jul 13, 2002 7:20 am

they can swim. I've always enjoyed the "one-way ticket to the fireworks display", myself.
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Postby Kilo24 on Sat Jul 13, 2002 4:44 pm

Not when hooked to a power generator and tied around a rock. I can't remember the amount of power outages caused by that.
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Jul 14, 2002 5:51 am

Kilo24 wrote:I can't remember the amount of power outages caused by that.


Next time, don't stand in the water.


Resistance is - do I smell toast?
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Postby Antarius on Sun Jul 14, 2002 7:46 am

Mmmmm.... Toast....
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 7:04 am

out of TimTams, then?
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 9:26 am

Mmmm.... Tim Tams....
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 9:41 am

nope.

sorry.

haven't got any.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 9:44 am

That was obvious...


Oh! Tim Tams... Sorry... Thought you meant something else...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 9:45 am

yep -

sympathy
empathy
compassion
mercy
ethics -

fresh out
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 9:49 am

Woohoo!

Major Tom for President!


And the things that I thought you said that you didn't have, would be very handy. It'd save staining some dresses...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 9:50 am

I have much better aim
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:01 am

You do?

WooHoo! Give the man a cigar!
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:04 am

heyheyhey - sometimes, you know, a cigar is -- oh, wait...
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:06 am

But do I need to get on my knees and beg for forgiveness?
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:09 am

Suuuuuuure - but don't strain your neck, just lay if right here on the ol' begging block....

...and the collar, oh that just keeps you from straining side-to-side...


hmmm? the blade -- that's just tooo, um, to, here let me fasten this bolt...
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:10 am

Oooh! Just like mother used to make!
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:18 am

she needed better aim
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:22 am

I fail to see how toothpaste would help...


... but then, I never did have much of an imagination...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:22 am

imagine your mother with her mouth open...and YOUR breath.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:27 am

Demons have mothers? I thought we just spawned...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 15, 2002 10:28 am

I tried. They wouldn't give me a ticket for ya.
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Postby mouse on Mon Jul 15, 2002 3:04 pm

well, you can't blame the man - ant would be sitting in the window collecting dust _forever_ (he could tell _you_ weren't going to redeem him). (i give you that one for free - do with it as you will)

by the way, judging by your earlier list of non-attributes, you already are a top contender for a post with the administration. just add 'sense and intellegence' to the list, and you're a shoo-in.....
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 15, 2002 9:20 pm

Major Tom wrote:I tried. They wouldn't give me a ticket for ya.


That's 'cos I bought 'em all.

I can truly say that I have tickets on myself.





Well... Nobody else was gonna buy 'em!
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Jul 16, 2002 5:41 am

mouse wrote:(he could tell _you_ weren't going to redeem him).


yes, well, "evil" demon, you know. (thanks for the assist 8) )



mouse wrote:by the way, judging by your earlier list of non-attributes, you already are a top contender for a post with the administration. just add 'sense and intellegence' to the list, and you're a shoo-in.....


just knew there was a couple of good reasons I didn't go into polisci... I thought it was just all the morning classes.
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