This Guy is falling...

A warrior (Bruno) and a small dragon (Fiona) team up for fun and plunder in this fantasy comic strip.

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Postby Antarius on Fri Dec 21, 2001 6:27 am

{ahem}<P>"Purple Jewel is in my brain,
"Don't know if I'll get back up again.
"I've got a headache, I don't know why.]
"Excuse me, while I kiss this Guy..."<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/rolleyes.gif"><P>
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Postby Kilo24 on Tue Apr 02, 2002 7:43 pm

Soon to be released: Rothland Greatest Hits Album! Including such favorites as:
Addicted to Chess by )@(
Ailixism Sucks Remix by the Hario Brothers
(Not-so) Secret Bandit Man by Unknown
The Anthem of Emilio by Bruno the Bandit
A Head of Life by Ellis
Lo! Do You Want Fries With That? Ailixism Hymn
Wasting Away Again in Healthfoodville by Croatoan
And much, much more. Coming soon to a store near you.

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By The Marketing Monkey, Translated By Kilo24

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Postby Antarius on Tue Apr 02, 2002 9:30 pm

Lol! :grin:

Good one Kilo! I'll pay that one.

Cheers,

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Postby Ian McDonald on Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:26 pm

Hey Kilo, don't forget to add a track or 2 from Sour Ron (Vomit Pie, perhaps?) and Elysia! :smile:

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Postby Kilo24 on Thu Apr 04, 2002 2:40 pm

Wasting Away Again in Healthfoodville by Croatoan (as for the tune, I'll leave you in suspense)

Fed on a salesman, then I saw Bruno,
Then I instinctively copied his form.
The three resisted, then Eunyce bit me
She was in taste euphoria.

Wasting away again in Healthfoodville,
Searching for that last bit of special sauce,
Some people claim there's a sword of Bran-at-Morn to blame,
But I know, it's Eunyce's fault.

They gorged on me, Archio marketed me,
I was an instant food revolution.
Everyone ate me, Simmontyl hates me,
He and Eunyce searched for that sword.

Wasting away again in Healthfoodville,
Searching for that last bit of special sauce,
Some people claim there's a sword of Bran-at-Morn to blame,
But I know, it's Simmontyl's fault.

They caused a scandal, Bruno attacked me,
He turned me healthy with that cursed sword.
Archio disowned me, now I'm so lonely,
Sitting in the Belchin' Hydra singin' this song

Wasting away again in Healthfoodville,
Searching for that last bit of special sauce,
Some people claim there's a sword of Bran-at-Morn to blame,
But I know, it's Bruno's damn fault.
Some people claim there's a sword of Bran-at-Morn to blame,
But I know, it's Bruno's damn fault.
I am, therefore I are.
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Postby Ian McDonald on Fri Apr 05, 2002 4:52 pm

Kilo, that was ROTFL fabulous!!! Now, d'you think we could get Jimmy Buffett to cover it for us?

Or Weird Al, maybe? :grin:

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