The Never-Ending Story

A warrior (Bruno) and a small dragon (Fiona) team up for fun and plunder in this fantasy comic strip.

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Postby mouse on Sun Oct 27, 2002 12:20 pm

and that was the bill. not only had i run up a huge tab for coffee and pie (having hung out at the diner for over a year - well, ya gotta eat something) - but for all the damages wrought by the various crowds of people that he/she/it blamed me for dragging in. i tried to explain that they were all figments of my imagination, and that i was, by definition, not responsible for the actions of my subconcious, but the dread creature kept waving around a huge long adding machine tape and threatening my with lawyers, liens, loan officers and other horrendous monsters. this reminded me that halloween was less than a week away - so i quickly donned my costume as a .....
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Oct 27, 2002 12:53 pm

...waitress and tried to slip out through the kitchen, only...
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Postby Dragon Fogel on Mon Oct 28, 2002 5:09 pm

...to be precise, it wasn't a kitchen, but a galley. So when I tried to sneak out the back way, I fell in the ocean. I'd still like to know whose idea it was to build a cafe on a boat.

Now, normally I could swim, however, the slight problem of the dentist and the random passerby tangled up in my shoelaces made this difficult, to say the least. But fortunately...
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Oct 29, 2002 6:28 am

...they floated rather well. Unfortunately...
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Postby mouse on Wed Oct 30, 2002 3:43 pm

they started swimming in different directions. and when i tried to get them pointed towards shore...
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Postby Limax on Wed Nov 06, 2002 9:48 am

The never-ending story suddenly ended, and we all swam off into the sunset.
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Postby mouse on Wed Nov 06, 2002 2:40 pm

you know, i was starting to wonder when rokkit boy was going to come back and deal with all this. the ones i saw on other boards are long dead.
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Postby Limax on Wed Nov 06, 2002 2:44 pm

Agreed. The one on GPF never really even got started. I know I contributed early on to this one, but kinda lost interest.
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Postby mouse on Wed Nov 06, 2002 2:48 pm

the one on chopping block was firmly beaten to death. twice.
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Postby Limax on Wed Nov 06, 2002 2:57 pm

Hmm... how do you beat something to death without posting to it?
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Postby Dragon Fogel on Wed Nov 06, 2002 5:45 pm

It probably involves a purple dragon and a sentient coin. Everything around here seems to.
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Postby mouse on Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:08 pm

they were 'terminal ending' posts, much like your own.

and see how effective that one was?
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well well well

Postby Rokkit Boy on Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:36 pm

holy crap, this is still going
well spank my prostate and call me a taxi.
I just searched my old username on the net and found this thread, still on the foist page!!!
... so anyway, the purple dragon had lime disease and bought a panadol with the coin, the coin was oputraged and decided to overtake poland...
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Postby Limax on Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:39 pm

And ended up not making it to the border because of the mines. There was purple dragon splattered everywhere, which was a fitting end.
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Postby mouse on Fri Nov 08, 2002 12:57 pm

first page! man, you gotta update your cache memory, or something....
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Postby Limax on Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:17 am

Pay me cash, I'll update my memory.
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Nov 11, 2002 10:01 am

Mouse -

Robbik Boy is a denizen of Sinfest -- where threads don't survive on the 'first page' of threads for more than 36 hours...

...he expected this to be long gone in the archives of the Bruno forum pages...
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Postby Limax on Mon Nov 11, 2002 10:06 am

Little does he know what actually goes on here....

CTTOI, do I know what goes on here?? :o
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Postby mouse on Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:27 pm

it's best that way - keeps the discussion flowing more freely. in a sort of free-association way.

cttoi?
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Postby Limax on Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:36 pm

CTTOI = Come to think of it.

Also, do you realize this is the most attention this thread has received in a long time? Amazing what happens when you're not constrained by a story.
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:57 pm

said the Dragon to the narrator...
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Postby Limax on Mon Nov 11, 2002 1:02 pm

:throws water on the dragon:

There! That should quench the flames of any new story! :evil:
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Postby mouse on Tue Nov 12, 2002 3:27 pm

well, we could always go back to slaps forehad....what happened to that story?

hey major! what's happened to _you_? you look just a shadow of your former self....
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Nov 13, 2002 6:33 am

I got tired of going around with a thermometer in my stomache...


...Slaps, eh? I think the lizard gave us a bit of a stumper at one point and we passively conceded...

...I'll have to take a look, later.
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Postby Limax on Wed Nov 13, 2002 7:13 am

Yeah... that really looks almost like an 'updated' version of kokopeli (sp?). What's he playing there? A soprano saxophone? If so, we'll have to call him Koko 'P'.
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