The Never-Ending Story

A warrior (Bruno) and a small dragon (Fiona) team up for fun and plunder in this fantasy comic strip.

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Postby Antarius on Tue Oct 23, 2001 3:20 am

smacked me abruptly with a trout. The Purple dragon snickered as he belted out another tune on his bright flourescent pink inflatable...
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Postby Dragon Fogel on Tue Oct 23, 2001 3:32 am

...moccasin. I always wondered how he could play music on that thing. At any rate, it was a magical song, and when he played it...
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Postby Rokkit Boy on Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:23 am

I'm doin' one of these thangs fo' every forum on the keenspot message boards. This is the 29th.
They will all get the exact same starting and I will see how differently they mutate.
It goes like this: I start a story with about 5 lines and whoever wants to can carry on after it, continuing until the sun explodes and we die.
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2.) Thats it.<P><font color="red">THE NEVER-ENDING STORY.</font><P>I was sitting in the 'Breakgooses' cafe with a giant purple dragon and a sentient coin who kept flipping himself, when suddenly the waitress walked over and...<P>
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Postby wodandieus on Thu Oct 25, 2001 10:25 am

I thought of my salad days, and the blue mushrooms my sister grew. Meanwhile the waitress had...
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Postby Antarius on Sun Oct 28, 2001 7:56 am

adorned herself with the tablecloth from a neighbouring table and had begun to perform the macarena. Shocked at such a terrible case of surrealism, I picked up my black, multi-speed, vibrating...
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Postby Dragon Fogel on Mon Oct 29, 2001 5:57 am

...that was where all the cockroaches were. Very big ones, too. It was a wonder nobody noticed them before.<P>When all the screaming stopped, I...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Oct 29, 2001 11:11 am

...existentialist chainsaw, stating (as always), "Weeelll, what <I>have</I> we here?"<P>At which point the waitress, and most of the patrons, dove under their respective tables, which was rather unfortunate, because...
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Postby Antarius on Tue Oct 30, 2001 3:44 am

called forth the power of Illegitimus to smite all who were indeed naughty in my sight. Well, maybe not naughty so much as annoying. Oh, what the smeg.<P>By this time, the dragon had grabbed the coin and was attempting to insert it...
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Postby Dragon Fogel on Tue Oct 30, 2001 6:34 am

...pointing off in the distance and shouting, "Look! It's a blatant diversionary tactic!" The dragon always falls for that one. While he was looking away, I...
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Oct 30, 2001 6:38 am

Into the jukebox. The coin had its scrawnly little brassy arms braced against either side of the slot screaming over and over:<P>"No more Clint Black, no more Clint Black, no more..."<P>Sighing heavily, I headed over to intervene. But the only thing (I knew) that could get between the dragon and his Country music was...
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Postby Antarius on Wed Oct 31, 2001 3:24 am

..laughed until my left buttock fell off. I really have begun to hate that, but it really does stop the hemorrhoids.<P>By the time I had reattached it, the dragon had come back and looked mad. The coin scattered, saying something about <I>"The dog quacks because the icecream doesn't have any bones."</I><P>This left me with only one option for survival. I had to...
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Postby Lil-Silver-Dragon on Fri Nov 02, 2001 11:51 am

order pizza. The only problem was...
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Postby Antarius on Wed Nov 14, 2001 3:33 am

Those damned anchovies of doom.<P>After deftly ostracising the delivery person with a very sharp ostrace, I began the mammoth task of plucking...
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Postby Dragon Fogel on Wed Nov 21, 2001 6:17 am

...the giant beast known as the Chickenodon, for I needed its feathers to conduct the mystical ceremony to exorcise the anchovies from my pizza. After a long and hard battle, I finally completed my task, but before I could begin the exorcism, I needed to...
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Postby Antarius on Thu Nov 22, 2001 4:01 am

...regurgitate the 12 days of Christmas whilst playing the glockenspiel with my right buttock. <P>This, of course, did not go un-eventfully. In the middle of hacking up 3 French Hens (for the fifth time) I was suddenly aware that...<P>
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Postby Kilo24 on Sat Jan 05, 2002 6:45 am

.... a swarm of fuzzy pink bunnies had bitten the anchovies' heads off and were working on the dragon's neck. I then realized that the sky was falling; to stop it, I had to summon Roman columns with a ritual involving the dark gods and......
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jan 14, 2002 4:08 am

cheese. Lots of cheese. Lots and lots and lots of cheese. And not just any cheese; Camembert, Edam, Cheddar, Mozarella, the whole cheese-bang. Enchanted cheese, blue-vein cheese, imported cheese and domestic cheese (as opposed to that wild stuff.) And after the cheese...
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Postby Wylofd on Sat Jan 19, 2002 9:58 am

...I needed anchovies. Which, of course, I had. The arrival of the pizza had proven rather fortuitous after all. But there remained two problems: first, the anchovies' current headlessness. And second,...<P>[Edited because I had stupidly forgotten to not include my signature, although in retrospect this proved pointless because the notice that the message had been edited takes up more space than the signature had... oops...]<p>[This message has been edited by Wylofd (edited 01-21-2002).]
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jan 21, 2002 5:19 am

...The complete absence of one of the most vital and rare reagents: A politician that tells the <I><B>truth!</B></I> Unperturbed, I grabbed the dragon by the snout and stapled its ear to the table. I knew that it wasn't a permanAnt solution, but it should hold until...
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Postby Won-Tolla on Sun Jan 27, 2002 3:31 am

...I could get some Truths out of him.

"Why is Rokkit Boy doing this?" I yelled into his ear - the one that wasn't stapled of course.

The dragon tried shaking his head but had to settle for...
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Postby Limax on Wed Feb 13, 2002 2:13 am

raising his tonail over his eye. He knew that this was rather pointless, but I cringed more at what he did next...
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Postby Antarius on Wed Feb 20, 2002 3:51 am

...I mean, I didn't think flatulence <B>that</B> bad was even <I><B>possible!</I></B><P>Realising that this wasn't a flower-breathing dragon, but a decrepit farting wyrm, I reached for my gas mask just in time to see...
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Postby Antarius on Tue Feb 26, 2002 8:28 am

Some twonk wearing a Fiona T-shirt. Ian, I think his name was. <shrug> No matter. <P>The Fiona-T-Shirt-Wearing-Wally's response to this strange deity was most amusing. He plucked a hair from his left nostril and...
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Postby MDominic on Tue Feb 26, 2002 8:59 am

...a vengeful and all powerful deity, suddenly bored of the whole experiment, roll the entire universe up into a smooth round ball like a cosmic Malteser and pop it into his.....
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Postby Kilo24 on Tue Feb 26, 2002 10:08 am

waterlogged pickup truck. However, he missed, and hit the person in the passenger's seat who was none other then.....
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