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Postby bloodeye on Wed May 09, 2007 5:39 am

Starchy noodles!

It is not invisible pixies pushing down that make gravity, it's the holy noodles of the Flying Spagetti Monster pushing down upon you!
Some people garner more attention then others, and thus are pushed more. This is why Midgets are sacred.
Tall people are not less sacred. We are merely better able to take care of our spiritual selves, and thus do not require as much attention/pushing.
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Postby Drooling Iguana on Thu May 10, 2007 2:19 pm

Gravity sucks.
I used to think I was a child; now I think I am an adult -- not because I no longer do childish things, but because those I call adults are no more mature than I am.
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Re: Gravity

Postby Javelin on Sat May 12, 2007 4:20 pm

bloodeye wrote:it's the holy noodles of the Flying Spagetti Monster pushing down upon you!

Ramen, Brother.
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Postby CodeGuy on Sun May 13, 2007 9:55 pm

Newton thought gravity was caused by ether pushing everything down.
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