Very, Very funny. Congrats.
(BTW, Foie Gras is the fattened liver. Pate de foie gras would be comparable to Hummus. One could argue that the real vegitarian equivalent is any domesticated plant that stores energy in structures significantly larger than the wild variety. Like strawberries, corn, most mellons or gords, etc. Perhaps potatos, where you typically cut off (nip) any buds to prevent the plant from flowering and producing fruit, which would cause the plant to move energy from the tubers to the fruit.)
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