- Marsha has a twisted ankle and cannot run, but she can fly at a constant rate of 3kmph for up to 5 minutes before she needs to stop for 2 minutes. April can run at a constant rate of 4kmph for up to 21 minutes before needing to take a 7 minute break. They both are trying to get to the Dragon's villa 13 km away before the other one does, and there is no other transportation on the way. Assuming that ground obstacles slow April down by an average of 25%, who will get to tell terrible lies about the other one first?
- Ellen regularly uses her Venus Beam to transform Susan, Diane, TC, Justin, Dr Bluel, Melissa and Nanase. Assuming that
- she zaps one person every weekday and two on Saturday and Sunday,
- she always zaps them in the order given above, except that also she zaps herself once for every three times she zaps someone else,
- being zapped ruins any hair dye or styling gel used,
- blue hair dye costs $1.69 a bottle and is good for 3 uses,
- black hair dye costs $1.99 a bottle and is good for 5 uses,
- hair mousse costs $19.95 a can and is good for 10 uses,

- Sgt Schlock has fallen out of police vehicle moving 42m/s, on a planet where the force of gravity is 6.9m/s^2. He starts at a height of 250m. He is initially in a roughly spherical shape, and air friction decelerates him by 0.5m/s^2. He falls for 2 seconds before he reacts to the situation by shifting his form into that of a glider. it takes him 13 seconds to change, during which time his deceleration increases cumulatively by 17% every second, how long will it be before he reaches the ground, and what will his airspeed be? (Yes, I know that this is poorly written; I wanted to focus on the math, not the physics. Sue me.)
- Gav<sub>character</sub> is in Kresge Library when he hears that an anti-nuclear rally is taking place at Sproul Plaza. He decides to attack the protesters using the Giant Ant, but makes the mistake of telling Suzy, who in a surprising fit of conscience decides to try warning the protesters. To prevent a panic, she decides to tell just two of them at a time, and have them help her spread the warning. If
- Gav is 105m away from where the Ant is kept, and can walk there at a constant rate of 23m per minute,
- it takes 93 seconds to get the Ant started,
- the Ant can walk the 335m to sproul Plaza at a constant rate of 300m per minute,
- Suzy can sprint the 1138m from Kresge to Sproul at a constant rate of 86m per minute, but is due to other students getting in her was is delayed by 5 seconds for every 42 seconds which she is running,
- once at Sproul, Suzy and each of the warned protesters can each warn two others every 15 seconds,
- there initially are 3125 protesters at the rally, but all of the warned protesters will escape 57 seconds before the Ant arrives,

And no, I can tell you the answers... because I'm too lazy to actually figure them out myself.

Can anyone else come up with some good/bad ones?