a poem for teh gavster

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a poem for teh gavster

Postby Shai Gar on Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:05 am

this is one of the ones that got a place in my poetry book that is being brought out soon.

just a small one though.

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ma'at and set sit at their game
playing on earths fragile plane
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wrote it while completely wasted and reading nukees months ago
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Re: a poem for teh gavster

Postby Gav on Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:23 am

Shai Gar wrote:wrote it while completely wasted and reading nukees months ago


Hee, cute!

I have to wonder, however, of the detrimental effects of reading Nukees while wasted... :o
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Postby Shai Gar on Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:06 pm

well...

umm...

once i did dedicate the entire night to acting like my favourite cartoon, so i got wasted at a pub...

i suppose in this instance the detrimental effects are blowing around 80-90 dollars on guinness and tequila (a chick turned me down :( )
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Postby Gav on Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:02 pm

Shai Gar wrote:well...

umm...

once i did dedicate the entire night to acting like my favourite cartoon, so i got wasted at a pub...

i suppose in this instance the detrimental effects are blowing around 80-90 dollars on guinness and tequila (a chick turned me down :( )


Dear lord! Where on earth can you spend that much money on Guinness and tequila? Unless it's one of those ultra-top shelf $50 tequilas or something...?

I suppose a human being with supernatural tolerance could technically put away 5-6 shots of tequila and 5-6 Guinni before passing out. At a very expensive place, say in New York or a country with high alcohol tax, you might pay $7 per shot and $6 per Guinness. That'd be $42+$36=$78. I suppose it's possible. Yow, though. I guess I've gotten used to never paying for all my drinks...
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Postby Shai Gar on Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:29 am

heh, no, i can blow 45 dollars on guinness easy, that is about 10 pints

evenly distributed over a 3 hour period with pasties (with peas) and tequila thrown in.

plus yeah, it is 4.5 dollars for a pint of guinness.
and 4 dollars for a shot of tequila, and if you're buying doubles mixed with ginger ale... it adds up
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Postby Shai Gar on Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:32 am

you really need to come drinking in australia.
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Postby Gav on Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:02 pm

Shai Gar wrote:heh, no, i can blow 45 dollars on guinness easy, that is about 10 pints

evenly distributed over a 3 hour period with pasties (with peas) and tequila thrown in.

plus yeah, it is 4.5 dollars for a pint of guinness.
and 4 dollars for a shot of tequila, and if you're buying doubles mixed with ginger ale... it adds up


Well, 10 pints of Guinness is quite a lot, but certainly doable without going blind (it is only ~3% alcohol, after all). 10 pints with 10 tequila shots (or maybe 5-6, after factoring in mixed drink cost)? Well, you're more of a lush than I... On the other hand, by the time I got that far, I'm sure I've lost count, so who know...?

Of course, I'm only 155 pounds (70 kg).
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Postby Shai Gar on Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:08 am

5.8%

heh, yeah you might have once or twice, and forgotten totally about it
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Postby Gav on Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:23 pm

Shai Gar wrote:5.8%


Are you referring to the alcohol content? Because I had a couple of "Guinness girls" in a bar once quiz me on various Guinness facts and they told me that a pint of Guinness was only 125 calories, and that it was three point something percent alcohol (it's Lite beer, really, despite eating like a meal). Also, the proper settle time before the "second pour" is 119 seconds.

From the Real Beer site, it says that it's 4.0% alcohol by volume, making it only 3.2% alcohol by weight.
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