(5/23) Whenever someone asks 'Are you a god?'

[darking]

You say YES!

That's always been my problem, too. I've always been a little to free with information.

I mean, it's good that she's so honest... but there is such a thing as being *too* honest.

As for the cop, he's talking to a *dog* fercrissakes. What's so weird about spiders planning a world-wide extinction? In the Newhounds world, I fully expect the park pidgeons to be beating philosophy while I watch them in the park on my lunch break.

That or them yelling at each other to get the hell away from "thier" breadcrumbs.

[ThomasKDye]

It's not that it's weird. It's just that the humans don't feel like spiders have the wherewithal to pull it off. Humans believe spiders are only interested in catching flies and making webs.

In the Newshounds world, wild animals don't talk to humans unless they really have to. (Consider the irritated bear who'd had enough of being asked "Where's your big blue house?") Domestic animals, on the other hand, talk to humans like nobody's business. Few humans take them seriously, however, and Lorna's one of the few who saw potential in them to give them as much responsibility as they have.

[The Immortal Infidel]

I wish I lived in this world. My Beagle, Murphy, would provide endless hours of entertainment!

[Tim Tylor]

This cop ain't the brightest bulb in the box, anyway. Reasoning with him's like wrestling a blancmange. BTW, I wonder who's going to be female anchor while this little misunderstanding's being sorted out? I smell poetic justice in the air...