They aren't like that already?
Just me?
Okay then.
So, I'm right about it being bugs... sorta.
Y'see Spiders are classified as Arachnids and are, by definition, not True Bugs. For an insect to be a true bug they must have six legs and this little triangle thing on their backs.
If you weren't an antisocial hateful psycho before you read this post, I'll bet you are now.
