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Postby Dragonwriter on Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:19 pm

Firstly, don't ever call me a liar. Nothing in this world will piss me off quicker than someone just assuming so easily that I'm bullshitting. I take it as a policy in life never to lie if I can help it. It's a lot of trouble for very little gain, doesn't make any sense, and in the end is basically immoral. So I say again: don't call me a liar. This is not a plea for sympathy. I know better than that. People like you wouldn't know what sympathy was if it bit you in the ass, so why should I stoop to lying to try and garner sympathy from someone who doesn't even understand the concept?

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*sigh* Sometimes I wonder why I even try. I mean, no matter what I do, not matter how much I open up, and no matter how heartfelt my words are, it seems like the people of this forum will never believe me. It's like the spark of kindness and forgiveness that I have forever admired has fled from humanity, and sometimes I wonder why I even bother sticking around here.

Of course after reading over what I just wrote, I remember why... Because I have to have faith that somewhere in this slime-ridden hellhole is an actual admirable person. I have to believe that somewhere in the middle of all this refuse is a diamond that can prove that my faith in humanity is not misplaced. Just one... and I can go to sleep at night with the knowledge that there is something worth saving left in humanity, and that if a meteor struck the earth right now or the nuclear winter came that there would be something worth getting sad about when everyone was dead. Or better yet, that somehow the best parts of humanity that I'm certain are somewhere in here would come together to overcome such a disaster...

I'll tell you what: I'll make you a deal right now. Prove to me that somewhere inside you and Dennis are the seeds of kindness, empathy, and self-sacrifice that I have looked for for so long here at Sinfest and I'll stay out of your way from now on. Prove to me that there is something else to you besides someone who spits flames at me, something in there somewhere that is worth truly admiring, and I'll never bother you again.
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Postby XellossM on Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:30 pm

Dude. You're looking for ANY kind of humanly virtue in THIS forum? :lol:

Might as well look for genuine love and kindness on SomethingAwful. Or go to a politician's PR man for "the straight facts".
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Postby Threln on Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:33 pm

Dragonwriter wrote:Firstly, don't ever call me a liar. Nothing in this world will piss me off quicker than someone just assuming so easily that I'm bullshitting. I take it as a policy in life never to lie if I can help it. It's a lot of trouble for very little gain, doesn't make any sense, and in the end is basically immoral. So I say again: don't call me a liar. This is not a plea for sympathy. I know better than that. People like you wouldn't know what sympathy was if it bit you in the ass, so why should I stoop to lying to try and garner sympathy from someone who doesn't even understand the concept?


I'm neutral here, but I've seen these threads before, and...that was an oops :-?
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Postby Wyznewski on Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:39 pm

For fuck's sake. Why do you take this place so seriously? Who cares what anyone says? It's like you have a little alarm that goes off every 15 minutes... "Whoops, time for some rediculous posturing to people who don't give a shit. 'I NEVER EVER LIE. If you call me a liar, I will KILL YOU. This place is like Sodom, there isn't a thing worth saving here. And yet I remain. Pity me and my suffering.' Yeah, that seems pretty good."

Nobody cares. Maybe you should try it. Alternately, grow a sense of humor.
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Postby Dennis J. Squidbunny on Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:39 pm

Dragonwriter wrote:Firstly, don't ever call me a liar. Nothing in this world will piss me off quicker than someone just assuming so easily that I'm bullshitting. I take it as a policy in life never to lie if I can help it. It's a lot of trouble for very little gain, doesn't make any sense, and in the end is basically immoral. So I say again: don't call me a liar. This is not a plea for sympathy. I know better than that. People like you wouldn't know what sympathy was if it bit you in the ass, so why should I stoop to lying to try and garner sympathy from someone who doesn't even understand the concept?

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...

*sigh* Sometimes I wonder why I even try. I mean, no matter what I do, not matter how much I open up, and no matter how heartfelt my words are, it seems like the people of this forum will never believe me. It's like the spark of kindness and forgiveness that I have forever admired has fled from humanity, and sometimes I wonder why I even bother sticking around here.

Of course after reading over what I just wrote, I remember why... Because I have to have faith that somewhere in this slime-ridden hellhole is an actual admirable person. I have to believe that somewhere in the middle of all this refuse is a diamond that can prove that my faith in humanity is not misplaced. Just one... and I can go to sleep at night with the knowledge that there is something worth saving left in humanity, and that if a meteor struck the earth right now or the nuclear winter came that there would be something worth getting sad about when everyone was dead. Or better yet, that somehow the best parts of humanity that I'm certain are somewhere in here would come together to overcome such a disaster...

I'll tell you what: I'll make you a deal right now. Prove to me that somewhere inside you and Dennis are the seeds of kindness, empathy, and self-sacrifice that I have looked for for so long here at Sinfest and I'll stay out of your way from now on. Prove to me that there is something else to you besides someone who spits flames at me, something in there somewhere that is worth truly admiring, and I'll never bother you again.


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Postby The Digital Dragon on Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:40 pm

For the love of god DW, stop being such a whiney bitch.

Who the fuck launches into a rant because people on the internet don’t like them? Or bases their entire opinion of humanity on such people? Or hangs around these people who he claims are all asses crying like a fucking infant every time someone criticizes him for molesting a minor?

And you’re asking dennis to justify himself to you?
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Postby Him on Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:53 pm

Dragonwriter wrote:Firstly, don't ever call me a liar. Nothing in this world will piss me off quicker than someone just assuming so easily that I'm bullshitting. I take it as a policy in life never to lie if I can help it. It's a lot of trouble for very little gain, doesn't make any sense, and in the end is basically immoral. So I say again: don't call me a liar. This is not a plea for sympathy. I know better than that. People like you wouldn't know what sympathy was if it bit you in the ass, so why should I stoop to lying to try and garner sympathy from someone who doesn't even understand the concept?

...
...
...

*sigh* Sometimes I wonder why I even try. I mean, no matter what I do, not matter how much I open up, and no matter how heartfelt my words are, it seems like the people of this forum will never believe me. It's like the spark of kindness and forgiveness that I have forever admired has fled from humanity, and sometimes I wonder why I even bother sticking around here.

Of course after reading over what I just wrote, I remember why... Because I have to have faith that somewhere in this slime-ridden hellhole is an actual admirable person. I have to believe that somewhere in the middle of all this refuse is a diamond that can prove that my faith in humanity is not misplaced. Just one... and I can go to sleep at night with the knowledge that there is something worth saving left in humanity, and that if a meteor struck the earth right now or the nuclear winter came that there would be something worth getting sad about when everyone was dead. Or better yet, that somehow the best parts of humanity that I'm certain are somewhere in here would come together to overcome such a disaster...

I'll tell you what: I'll make you a deal right now. Prove to me that somewhere inside you and Dennis are the seeds of kindness, empathy, and self-sacrifice that I have looked for for so long here at Sinfest and I'll stay out of your way from now on. Prove to me that there is something else to you besides someone who spits flames at me, something in there somewhere that is worth truly admiring, and I'll never bother you again.
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Postby Dragonwriter on Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:00 pm

Yes, DD. I am.

Because, unlike Dennis, I have earned the forgiveness and even friendship of those who I wronged.
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Postby reasonablymad on Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:09 pm

stop yer yappin.
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Postby The Digital Dragon on Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:09 pm

That’s funny, because every time I’ve heard you talk about your sister you’ve basically said it was all her fault and she’s a little bitch.

But no, I see how making fun of you on the internet is so much worse than child molestation. Dennis doesn’t need to earn your forgiveness you fucking douche.
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Postby Dennis J. Squidbunny on Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:11 pm

Wait, who did I wrong?
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Postby Dragonwriter on Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:24 pm

Me.
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Postby Dennis J. Squidbunny on Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:29 pm

By talking about your arse?
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Postby XellossM on Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:32 pm

Hell, DW, if insulting your hairy ass is a hate-worthy offense, get a rope and hang me. I'm guilty as OJ Simpson.
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Postby WheelsOfConfusion on Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:36 pm

Dragonwriter wrote:Yes, DD. I am.

Because, unlike Dennis, I have earned the forgiveness and even friendship of those who I wronged.


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Postby Dragonwriter on Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:48 pm

You raise a good point, Xell.
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Postby Wyznewski on Sat Oct 16, 2004 8:12 pm

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
We all like Al more than we like you.


This made me giggle.
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Postby Guccipiggy on Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:28 am

Dragonwriter wrote:somewhere that is worth truly admiring, and I'll never bother you again.


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Postby Major Tom on Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:43 am

Dragonwriter wrote:
... it seems like the people of this forum will never believe me. It's like the spark of kindness and forgiveness that I have forever admired has fled from humanity, and sometimes I wonder why I even bother sticking around here.

Of course after reading over what I just wrote, I remember why... Because I have to have faith that somewhere in this slime-ridden hellhole is an actual admirable person. I have to believe that somewhere in the middle of all this refuse is a diamond that can prove that my faith in humanity is not misplaced. Just one... and I can go to sleep at night with the knowledge that there is something worth saving left in humanity,...



so, anyone who feels like being "saved" by this guy -- think carefully.

i mean, he wallows around in filth and refuse looking for a diamond -- and remember all those transmittable diseases that he must have contracted along the way.
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Postby mouse on Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:47 am

to say nothing of the fact that he is looking for forgiveness on the sinfest forum.....one has to wonder about his judgement.

still, i've always admired guccipiggy - particularly her av.
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:54 am

i'm willing to say piggy is not like him. he just lies to himself when he self-references.
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Postby mouse on Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:58 am

ah - i thought he was _looking_ for something worth admiring. guess i should go back and check the context of the original post.

.....nah.
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:00 am

you had the context right. i was just adding in my editorial commentary on his self-righteousness.
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Postby mouse on Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:02 am

personally, i was struck by his histrionics. i mean, i've heard of 'over the top', but he was practically in orbit.
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:03 am

and now you have "met" him.
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