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HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Capn Lazarus on Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:26 pm

Outdoor fucking starts today!
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Eddie on Sat May 03, 2008 6:11 pm

What is this outdoors you speak of?
It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me, then teleport out as quickly as she came.

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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Capn Lazarus on Sat May 03, 2008 10:53 pm

It's an environment where, if you have your pants down, you can get sunburned or frostbitten very easily, depending on the conditions.
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Capn Lazarus on Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:37 pm

Not only does your link suck but you're spamming. Go away.
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Anonymous#1 on Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:47 am

what kind do you prefer?

i haven't figured it out yet
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Capn Lazarus on Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:35 pm

Do you refer to my pantsless environmental preferernce or the manga spammer?
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Anonymous#1 on Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:52 am

what kind of spam do you like

we've got some in green, and in blue
OH and some ocean sea foam just came in today! :]
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Capn Lazarus on Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:24 pm

Absent is nice.
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What to Wear With Ugg Boots

Postby seoceo2008 on Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:22 pm

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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Capn Lazarus on Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:04 am

Spam somewhere else, dude. Your canned crap doesn't belong here.
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby vden on Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:16 am

Wow, this is a bad sign.

You're having conversations with spamming software over here and I'm trying to heckle lurkers over there.

I can't decide which of us is slumming it the most.
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Capn Lazarus on Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:55 pm

It's not slumming when these critters come into your forum to defecate. I feel more like a sanitation worker.
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby vden on Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:34 am

Underapreciated and underpaid but vitally important to keeping everything running smoothly.
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Capn Lazarus on Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:59 am

Maybe so but I feel like someone's painting porn on my living room walls and I don't appreciate it.

It's like your lurkers each have a spray can in their hand.
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby vden on Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:15 am

Which is a real shame since that would really liven eightland up and would be par for the course over there.

Well, hopefully coming back here we can get some legitimate (if cyclic) conversations going. That usually keeps spam-o-trons at bay.
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Capn Lazarus on Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:35 pm

You mean they check for last post date? Verrry sneaky!
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby vden on Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:54 am

I've just noticed they always seem to go for places where there hasn't been much activity for a few weeks.

Which if you're selling stuff, is a rather crappy marketing plan.
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Capn Lazarus on Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:34 pm

And probably why they're such scintillating posters.
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby vden on Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:09 am

In the brillitant/witty/exciting type of scintillating or the brief/short type of scintillating? Should I even bother asking? Anyway you ever been to Jill's? I heard she makes great butties.
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Capn Lazarus on Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:01 pm

No joy, no Jill. Clue me, por favor...
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby vden on Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:23 am

Well, actually it's a lie.

The sandwich shop actually belongs to her husband, Bob. Instead of theose crappy little sandwitch sized sandwiches he makes whole loaf sized sandwiches containing an entire meal, htey're made to order and he gets them done far faster than those imported subway sandwich stations. Hot or cold. This makes Bob's sandwich shop the most popular food outlet for everyone who live within half a mile, the nearby college and the pupils of at least three different local schools.

Anyway, these giant sandwiches are called 'Bob Sandwiches'. But since his wife helps him out a lot, sandwiches made by her are called 'Jill Sandwiches'. The fact it also doubles as a videogame referrence is just an added bonus.

So if you're ever stuck in some small, post-industrial English town where the signs say 'Westoe' you can't do better than Bob.
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Capn Lazarus on Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:49 pm

I was going to ask you where good ol' Bob did business but you beat me to the punch!

I guess that Westoe is in the UK and you are too, I'd say. Close?
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby vden on Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:09 am

Yes, but nowhere near those tubes you mentioned last year.
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby Capn Lazarus on Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:46 pm

Not everybody's a troglodyte. Some of us enjoy surface life!
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Re: HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S THE FIRST OF MAY!

Postby vden on Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:18 am

I suppose free access to fresh air, light and not having to deal with morlocks trying to nibble your legs off might be atractive prospects.
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