Well, he asked, so I have to answer, right? Punch him in the shoulder for me, please. Not too hard like last time, though.
Anyway, I saw the 5 bouncing around, and I saw http://www.soaprope.com
in my status bar, and the first thing that came to mind was "Hot damn! SoaR five days a week! Break out the festive Pop Tarts!" Plus we're Thursday, which would have been the ideal day of the week to announce a SoaR on Friday.
Yeah, I know. That's... yeah. Sorry. I-I... okay. It won't happen again.
I always capitalize SARCASM. When it's not OBVIOUS, people try to KILL ME.