Ask Bob Roberds: Common Phrases

[Shepherd]

Okay...for reasons too complicated to explain, I need to find two common English phrases that sound remarkably alike, while meaning radically different things. <P>"Crazy as a loon" and "crazy like a fox." <P>That sort of thing.<P>This is a moderately serious request. Ideas?<P>------------------
Matt Shepherd
Writer, <A HREF="http://manmancomics.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Man-Man Comics</A>

[broberds]

"nursing a hangover" and "hanging over a nurse"<P>"cute as a button" and "cute as a buttock"<P>Ok, mabye they're not all that common...<P>Man these suck. I'll post some non-sucky ones as soon as I can think of any.
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Bob Roberds
<A HREF="http://www.soaprope.com" TARGET=_blank>Soap on a Rope</A>