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Postby NornaGest on Fri Jan 11, 2002 4:27 am

Ooooooo, a Canook! May we torture it?
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Postby Shepherd on Fri Jan 11, 2002 8:38 am

Hi Bob,<P>Life here in Sherbrooke, Quebec has become a little boring and I've decided to compensate by driving down to the States and trying my best to scare the wet blueberries out of you.<P>What's the best way to go about putting you in a state of unrelenting horror and bowel-shaking fear?<P>Thanks,<P><P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Fri Jan 11, 2002 10:16 am

Organize the big Carrot Top / Pauly Shore Comeback Special. That'll do it.
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Postby Shepherd on Sun Jan 13, 2002 2:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B>Organize the big Carrot Top / Pauly Shore Comeback Special. That'll do it.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>On it, big guy. I'm picturing sort of a live-action "Tomax and Xamot" from G.I. Joe in their VERY OWN FEATURE FILM thing, in the vein of a sort-of Bing and Bob "Road To" movie, but with more dancing and less rape.<P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Sun Jan 13, 2002 8:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shepherd:
<B> On it, big guy. I'm picturing sort of a live-action "Tomax and Xamot" from G.I. Joe in their VERY OWN FEATURE FILM thing, in the vein of a sort-of Bing and Bob "Road To" movie, but with more dancing and less rape.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>You stole my idea!
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Postby frunk on Mon Jan 14, 2002 3:12 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shepherd:
<B> On it, big guy. I'm picturing sort of a live-action "Tomax and Xamot" from G.I. Joe in their VERY OWN FEATURE FILM thing, in the vein of a sort-of Bing and Bob "Road To" movie, but with more dancing and less rape.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>LESS rape? How would that be more frightening?
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Postby Shepherd on Tue Jan 15, 2002 4:53 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by frunk:
<B> LESS rape? How would that be more frightening?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>How can Bing and Bob raping anybody be frightening in the first place?<P>Good Lord, an off-the-cuff stupid crack is now making me think FAR too much about things I never wanted to think about. Let's change the subject.<P>------------------
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Postby gavinchafin on Tue Jan 22, 2002 5:40 am

Watching Gilbert Godfried attempt stand-up always horrified me. That guy is good for my ego. I always say, "If that guy can do standup and make a living with it, I can do anything."<P>------------------
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Postby Shepherd on Thu Jan 31, 2002 5:01 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gavinchafin:
<B>Watching Gilbert Godfried attempt stand-up always horrified me. That guy is good for my ego. I always say, "If that guy can do standup and make a living with it, I can do anything."
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Really? I only ever saw him once, on TV at a "Just for Laughs" festival in Montreal. As I recall, he was pretty funny. Riffed on for a while about Canadians' obsession with maple syrup, and what kind of person would even think about taking the brown ooze seeping out of a tree and boiling it to see what it tastes like.<P>Maybe he was having an 'on' day. I was much, much younger then, too.
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