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Postby ThomasKDye on Tue Mar 13, 2001 9:04 am

If Annie's date told her he was 100% straight, I'd think he was doing some cowardly lyin'.<P>------------------
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Postby ThomasKDye on Tue Mar 13, 2001 9:08 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>That guy has good taste in
reading material.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>And it's the 11th book in the series.<P>Incidentally, weren't the Muppeteer empereor's diaries found at one point, until it was discovered they were written on Dukes of Hazzard stationery? Or is that apocryphal? Or is "apocryphal" that movie with Marlon Brando? Now I'm confused.<P>------------------
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Postby BoxJam on Tue Mar 13, 2001 10:15 am

That guy has good taste in
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Postby broberds on Tue Mar 13, 2001 12:11 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>That guy has good taste in
reading material.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>It helps relax him. Good for the regularity!<P><P>------------------
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Postby BabyJ on Wed Mar 14, 2001 4:05 am

I didn't know 'friend of dorothy' was a common gay-ish term. Thanks to Soap On A Rope, I am now smerter. :|<P> Here's hoping 'I like Laurel and Hardy' never turns into 'I've been convicted three times of child molestation in Reno, Nevada and I was wondering if I might bunk with you!' because that would put me in a lot of akward situations.<P>Mike "And explain a few!" Leffel<P><P>------------------
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Postby Guest on Wed Mar 14, 2001 6:47 am

Will the Emperor's New Hologram fool Annie's <I>sense of touch</I>? Will she wake up to the sight of a two headed monster in the dawn's early light? Is the Emperor a member
of the "Burrowing" sex*?<P>*Muppeteers have three sexes. They don't like to discuss their sex lives with alien races and no wonder, as it resembles the
life cycle of the <B>Tarantula Wasp</B>(!)
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Postby broberds on Wed Mar 14, 2001 12:37 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ThomasKDye:
<B> And it's the 11th book in the series.<P>Incidentally, weren't the Muppeteer empereor's diaries found at one point, until it was discovered they were written on Dukes of Hazzard stationery
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Not only that, but they were found stuffed in a Monkees lunchbox. I mean, people sure can be gullible!
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Postby broberds on Thu Mar 15, 2001 8:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BabyJ:
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Here's hoping 'I like Laurel and Hardy' never turns into 'I've been convicted three times of child molestation in Reno, Nevada and I was wondering if I might bunk with you!' because that would put me in a lot of akward situations.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>No no: "I like Laurel and Hardy" means "My hovercraft is full of eels! Do you want to go back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?"
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Postby broberds on Thu Mar 15, 2001 8:35 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RichardIWebster:
<B>Will the Emperor's New Hologram fool Annie's sense of touch? Will she wake up to the sight of a two headed monster in the dawn's early light? </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Naw, I think the Emperor has the same kind of hologram as Rimmer. You know: The kind that allows you to touch and interact with things. But the Emperor's version doesn't put an H on your forehead.<P>------------------
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Postby Michael on Fri Mar 16, 2001 7:58 am

I'm just wondering what will happen if he gets into a situation where it's apparent that he can only see out of his hands.<P>------------------
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Postby Michael on Fri Mar 16, 2001 8:01 am

Come to think of it, if his panic reflex engages and he <I>spins and kicks</I>, somebody's going to be very surprised. Of course, the spin-and-kick reflex was only Louis Wu's theory.<P>------------------
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