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Postby JimmytheDead on Thu Jan 04, 2001 6:26 am

If you're going to distract people with "naked buttocks", you shouldnt make them Max's, ok? Make them Circe's, or even Annie's...
Just a general guideline to follow.
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Postby gopher on Thu Jan 04, 2001 9:59 am

Ah, I see you're caught in the oppresive bounds of what society deems to be acceptable culture. Who says that Bob wants to appeal to the male heterosexuals? He may be reaching out to the gay audience, but, since everyone knows that the *real* reason people draw webcomics is to attract women, I suspect that Bob is trying to appeal to the ladies. I salute you, Bob, for drawing Max's naked buttocks, since it's really only two or three curvy lines and it's much easier to ignore once you think of it that way.
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Postby Lee Herold on Fri Jan 05, 2001 1:31 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B> There's a lovely village in Wales named Hugghghglelelhghglllll.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Did you re-type that, or just cut & paste? My opinion of you as a human being hinges on your answer.
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Postby broberds on Fri Jan 05, 2001 1:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
<B> Did you re-type that, or just cut & paste? My opinion of you as a human being hinges on your answer.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Neither. I carved them into your monitor by hand using tiny watchmaker's tools. Didn't you notice?<P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Fri Jan 05, 2001 1:45 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>Max' buttocks defy physics...they're so taut,
and tucked under his...<P>Hugghghglelelhghglllll....<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>So round, so firm, so fully packed, so easy on the draw...
Well, at least *I* find them easy to draw.
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Postby broberds on Fri Jan 05, 2001 6:52 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><B>
If you're going to distract people with "naked buttocks", you shouldnt make them Max's, ok? Make them Circe's, or even Annie's...
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Hey, Circe and Annie just had a naked pillowfight a couple weeks ago. And since women only have naked pillowfights once every six weeks on average, I couldn't very have have them engage in *another* naked pillowfight again so soon.<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><B>
I salute you, Bob, for drawing Max's naked buttocks, since it's really only two or three curvy lines and it's much easier to ignore once you think of it that way.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Ignore?? But I was trying to make them hypnotic and mesmerizing!
Aw man. Now I gotta start over!<P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Fri Jan 05, 2001 7:40 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ThomasKDye:
<B>Can everybody ignore Max's buttocks, incredibly mesmerizing as they are, for one moment and realize that the wife-robot with Arnold Ziffel's voice is now about to do something hideously Kubrickian to Max, like, say, slow the film down so that everybody talks with frequent pauses?<P>My eyes are wide shut.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I *was* planning on doing a "Thighs Wide Shut" storyline about married people's sex lives, but now you've done gone and given it away! Shoot.<P>------------------
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Postby Rory O'Bannion on Fri Jan 05, 2001 7:59 am

I love ya Max, but it's your buttocks that make me sick! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby Lee Herold on Fri Jan 05, 2001 8:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B> Ignore?? But I was trying to make them hypnotic and mesmerizing!
Aw man. Now I gotta start over!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>must... gaze... at max's crack... must... ogle... plump... round... but... tocks... max... max... max...
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Postby burnt dog on Fri Jan 05, 2001 8:29 am

Dang! Now Lee's drooled all over the Internet. Anyone have paper towels???<P>------------------
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Postby Lee Herold on Fri Jan 05, 2001 8:33 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by burnt dog:
<B>Dang! Now Lee's drooled all over the Internet. Anyone have paper towels???<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>It was already wet when I got here.
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Postby broberds on Fri Jan 05, 2001 8:37 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rory O'Bannion:
<B>I love ya Max, but it's your buttocks that make me sick! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif">
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>This has gotten out of hand, I'm afraid. I'm getting reports that Max's buttocks are causing illness and catatonia all over the country! Society is grinding to a halt! The New York State Thruway's <I>closed</I>, man!<P>------------------
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Postby ThomasKDye on Fri Jan 05, 2001 8:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B>The New York State Thruway's <I>closed</I>, man!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>ARRRRRGHHH!!!! oh NOOOOOOOOOOO--<P>Hey, wait a minute. I never got through on that anyway.<P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:07 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
<B> It was already wet when I got here.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Well, now the internet's gonna have to be shut down for cleaning again. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/frown.gif">
Any why hasn't BoxJam congratulated me for drawing a naked man four times without showing his nipples once? I think I deserve a little credit for that. I mean after all.<P><P>------------------
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Postby Lee Herold on Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:19 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B> Any why hasn't BoxJam congratulated me for drawing a naked man four times without showing his nipples once? I think I deserve a little credit for that. I mean after all.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>He's too hypnotized & mesmerized by the sight of Max's bare bottom.
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Postby BoxJam on Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:22 am

Hugghghglelelhghglllll....<P>------------------
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Postby ThomasKDye on Fri Jan 05, 2001 10:28 am

Can everybody ignore Max's buttocks, incredibly mesmerizing as they are, for one moment and realize that the wife-robot with Arnold Ziffel's voice is now about to do something hideously Kubrickian to Max, like, say, slow the film down so that everybody talks with frequent pauses?<P>My eyes are wide shut.<P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Fri Jan 05, 2001 12:10 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>Hugghghglelelhghglllll....<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>There's a lovely village in Wales named Hugghghglelelhghglllll.<P>------------------
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Postby BoxJam on Fri Jan 05, 2001 12:34 pm

Max' buttocks defy physics...they're so taut,
and tucked under his...<P>Hugghghglelelhghglllll....<P>------------------
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Postby Guest on Sat Jan 06, 2001 4:50 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rory O'Bannion:
<B> Where have you been my blue-eyed son? Well, since you're back, why don't you go
readDylan. Or a hard rain's gonna fall!!!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Well I suppose I will be forced to ignore your strip, then. We're having a drought out
here & we need all the rain we can get!!!
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Postby Rory O'Bannion on Sat Jan 06, 2001 5:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B> The New York State Thruway's <I>closed</I>, man!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
HA HA!!!! YES!!! That's one of my all time favorite lines!!!!!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>
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Postby Rory O'Bannion on Sat Jan 06, 2001 5:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ThomasKDye:
<B> ARRRRRGHHH!!!! oh NOOOOOOOOOOO--<P>Hey, wait a minute. I never got through on that anyway.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You don't know that line, huh Thomas? Ok, take a seat, I'll make you a cup of tea, and I'll tell you all about it. The year was 1969 at the original (and only) Woodstock. <a href=http://www.arlo.net> Arlo Guthrie</a> was just done on stage singing one of his best songs "Coming in to Los Angeles". He was kind of out of it that day, where I guess pretty much everybody was for those few days. He starting saying stuff like "I don't know if you can dig how many people are here tonight. Man, there's supposed to be a million and a half people here tonight. Can you dig that? NEW YORK STATE THRUWAY'S CLOSED MAN!! Lots of freaks!"<P>It went something like that. You can hear him say it off the Woodstock album. But that has become a famous line of his. I think now though he wishes he said something else. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby ThomasKDye on Sat Jan 06, 2001 7:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rory O'Bannion:
<B>It went something like that. You can hear him say it off the Woodstock album. But that has become a famous line of his. I think now though he wishes he said something else. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif">
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Like I said, I never got through on that anyway. I went to Alice's restaurant and couldn't find a thing I wanted. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby Rory O'Bannion on Sun Jan 07, 2001 7:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ThomasKDye:
<B> Like I said, I never got through on that anyway. I went to Alice's restaurant and couldn't find a thing I wanted. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"><P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>But you can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant!! Just walk right in, it's a around the back. Just a half a mile from the railroad track! Maybe you went to a different restaurant Thomas. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"><P><P>------------------
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Postby Rory O'Bannion on Sun Jan 07, 2001 7:46 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RichardIWebster:
<B> Well I suppose I will be forced to ignore your strip, then. We're having a drought out
here & we need all the rain we can get!!!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ok. I respect that. I won't force you to read my work. Oh, by the way, if you happen to have some "hired goons" come to your door tonight, don't blame me!! **Whistles**<P><P>------------------
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