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Postby broberds on Tue Jan 02, 2001 2:59 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
<B> She must be cross-eyed.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>You mean like this? <A HREF="http://www.soaprope.com/images/bobid4.gif" TARGET=_blank>http://www.soaprope.com/images/bobid4.gif</A> <P>------------------
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Postby Lee Herold on Tue Jan 02, 2001 9:11 am

AUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!! thirtysomething!!! AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!<P><P>------------------
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Postby BoxJam on Tue Jan 02, 2001 9:29 am

Damn it, Bob!<P>You do one strip about married life, and
blow me out of the water!<P>Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!<P>------------------
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Postby ThomasKDye on Tue Jan 02, 2001 9:37 am

I agree that Max had better call it quits now. One minute of Lifetime network movies and he'll want to pull out what little hair he has from his head.<P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Tue Jan 02, 2001 9:37 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
<B>AUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!! thirtysomething!!! AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>They don't *just* air "thirtysomething". They also show touching movies about women coping with serious illnesses. I mean, you have options.<P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Tue Jan 02, 2001 10:04 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>Damn it, Bob!<P>You do one strip about married life, and
blow me out of the water!<P>Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>But my strip only applies to marriage to robots. Marriage to actual women is completely different.
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Postby ThomasKDye on Tue Jan 02, 2001 10:26 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B> But my strip only applies to marriage to robots.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Can I ask how the robot learned to be "a wife", or is that coming up in the strip? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"><P><P>------------------
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Postby Lee Herold on Tue Jan 02, 2001 11:22 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>Damn it, Bob!<P>You do one strip about married life, and
blow me out of the water!<P>Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Don't worry, BJ. <b>Nobody</b> burns holes in their husbands' faces like Ms. BoxJam.<P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Tue Jan 02, 2001 11:24 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
<B> Don't worry, BJ. Nobody</B> burns holes in their husbands' faces like Ms. BoxJam.<P><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I've always wanted to know why, if she has two eyes, she only burns a single perfectly round hold in his head. How's that work?<P><P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Tue Jan 02, 2001 11:26 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ThomasKDye:
<B> Can I ask how the robot learned to be "a wife", or is that coming up in the strip? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"><P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I was planning on just kinda glossing over that, but at a guess, I'd say she learned it from Circe at the New Years party (and probably just from observation of real wives on TV, etc.)<P>------------------
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Postby Lee Herold on Tue Jan 02, 2001 11:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B> I've always wanted to know why, if she has two eyes, she only burns a single perfectly round hold in his head. How's that work?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>She must be cross-eyed.
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Postby Lee Herold on Wed Jan 03, 2001 8:47 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B> You mean like this? <A HREF="http://www.soaprope.com/images/bobid4.gif" TARGET=_blank>http://www.soaprope.com/images/bobid4.gif</A> <P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Only if you can burn a hole in BoxJam's face.
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Postby broberds on Wed Jan 03, 2001 9:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
<B> Only if you can burn a hole in BoxJam's face.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Seems kinda harsh, but hey, anything for science.<P>------------------
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Postby Lee Herold on Wed Jan 03, 2001 9:52 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B> Seems kinda harsh, but hey, anything for science.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Science Schmience. Do it for the smell.
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Postby BoxJam on Wed Jan 03, 2001 9:56 am

<font size=4><b>YAUGHHHHHH!</b></font>
Yep. Cross-eyed like that.<P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Wed Jan 03, 2001 10:28 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B><font size=4>YAUGHHHHHH!</B></font>
Yep. Cross-eyed like that.<P>
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>And you know what else? My head really is at an angle like that.
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Postby broberds on Wed Jan 03, 2001 10:43 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
<B> Science Schmience. Do it for the smell.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I've always tried to make "Do it for the smell" my life's guiding principle.<P>------------------
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Postby Lee Herold on Wed Jan 03, 2001 11:21 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B> I've always tried to make "Do it for the smell" my life's guiding principle.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>It was the original NIKE<SUB>tm</SUB> slogan, but it didn't do well with the focus groups.
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Postby frunk on Thu Jan 04, 2001 3:34 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B> Why yes, I *am* a cross-eyed genius, but you'd figure they'd realize the genius part outweights the cross-eyed part.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>or vice versa.
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Postby broberds on Thu Jan 04, 2001 10:47 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
<B> It was the original NIKE<SUB>tm</SUB> slogan, but it didn't do well with the focus groups.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Most of the world's problems are due to the fact that <B>I'm</B> never picked to be in a focus group.<P>------------------
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Postby BoxJam on Thu Jan 04, 2001 11:23 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B> Most of the world's problems are due to the fact that </B>I'm<B> never picked to be in a <I>focus</I> group.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>It's because you're cross-eyed, genius.<P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Thu Jan 04, 2001 12:19 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B> It's because you're cross-eyed, genius.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Why yes, I *am* a cross-eyed genius, but you'd figure they'd realize the genius part outweights the cross-eyed part.
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