Singing Duck Decoy

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Postby frunk on Fri Dec 29, 2000 1:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B>We came upon this the other day, and it's quite possibly the most hideous gift imaginable: A talking spatula.
<A HREF="http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/talkingspatula.htm" TARGET=_blank>http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/talkingspatula.htm</A> <P>Be ascared. Be very ascared!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>And I thought the bass couldn't be topped. Damn. Have to go out and buy some Chia Heads.<p>[This message has been edited by frunk (edited 12-29-2000).]
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Postby burntdog on Fri Dec 29, 2000 1:33 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B>We came upon this the other day, and it's quite possibly the most hideous gift imaginable: A talking spatula.<P>Be ascared. Be very ascared!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yeah but can it sing Don't Rock the Boat and Hit me with your Best Duck ???!!!<P><P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Fri Dec 29, 2000 2:35 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by burntdog:
<B> Yeah but can it sing Don't Rock the Boat and Hit me with your Best Duck ???!!!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>OK, once they add *those* songs it'll be the most hideous gift imaginable. But hey, it's already pretty close.
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Postby ThomasKDye on Fri Dec 29, 2000 7:39 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B>We came upon this the other day, and it's quite possibly the most hideous gift imaginable: A talking spatula.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yes, but we all <I>knew</I> Alan Greenspan was for sale.<P><P>------------------
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Postby burntdog on Fri Dec 29, 2000 11:09 am

Sure its annoying and a sign of the coming end of the world but I got my mother in law a singing duck decoy (she collects real duck decoys) for Christmas. We laughed. I'm waiting for awhile to tell her it's kind of a joke gift and she doesn't have to proudly display it in her home.<P>------------------
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Postby gopher on Fri Dec 29, 2000 11:15 am

Reminds me of my great-aunt who collects frog figurines. One year someone got her a frog shaped fertilizer thingy made by Amish people, which, as far as I could tell, was a small block or dry manure shaped into a frog.
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Postby broberds on Fri Dec 29, 2000 12:20 pm

We came upon this the other day, and it's quite possibly the most hideous gift imaginable: A talking spatula.
<A HREF="http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/talkingspatula.htm" TARGET=_blank>http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/talkingspatula.htm</A> <P>Be ascared. Be very ascared!<P>------------------
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