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Postby BoxJam on Sun Jun 04, 2000 9:58 am

Hey, Bob,<P>Do you think if you and I had some sort of
public fight, where we just hinted at a
bunch of stuff we were mad at, it would
increase our hits?<P>Or at least mine?
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Postby BoxJam on Sun Jun 04, 2000 10:51 am

Oh, yeah, I'm still mad at you about that
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Postby BoxJam on Mon Jun 05, 2000 1:01 am

>>don't think I've forgotten about the Android Incident.<P>An Open Letter to Bob Roberds:<P>Bob, I can't believe how disingenuous you've
become. Maybe you're starting to take
yourself too seriously. At this point, I'm
becoming less angry, and more and more,
well, saddened.<P>If you want to bring up the Android Incident
publicly, I guess that's your prerogative.
But it's extremely unprofessional, and
only serves to illustrate how a promising
cartoonist can become self-righteous and
hypocritical (yes, hypocritical. return
the money first, then you can start making
judgments about the Android Incident).<P>Cordially,<P>BoxJam<P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Mon Jun 05, 2000 1:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>>>don't think I've forgotten about the Android Incident.<P>If you want to bring up the Android Incident
publicly, I guess that's your prerogative.
But it's extremely unprofessional, and
only serves to illustrate how a promising
cartoonist can become self-righteous and
hypocritical (yes, hypocritical. return
the money first, then you can start making
judgments about the Android Incident).
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>First of all, there's nothing secret about the Android Incident. The Smoking Gun has had a number of relevant documents about it posted online since as early as last Tuesday. These include the police logs, the cease and desist orders filed by Britney Spears and Tovah Borgnine, and the coroner's report complete with x-rays that show where the android stuck the fireworks.
Second of all, I didn't make dime one from the Android Incident. Lawyers' fees, dope dealers' fees, and prostitutes' fees ate up any potential profit I might had made from my share. And while some would argue that my spending all the money on dope and prostitutes is my own fault, I must heartily disagree. Besides, you didn't hear the android complaining, now did you?
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Postby Maritza Campos on Mon Jun 05, 2000 2:36 am

Not to mention MY little incident with Bob when we worked together during the Halloween crossover.<P>You thought I forgot? No, my friend. I never forget, you know. <P>Maritza
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Postby broberds on Mon Jun 05, 2000 2:49 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maritza Campos:
<B>Not to mention MY little incident with Bob when we worked together during the Halloween crossover.<P>You thought I forgot? No, my friend. I never forget, you know. <P>Maritza
CRFH.net<P>(runs to see her counter)</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Hey, was never convicted of that. Indicted, sure, but never convicted.
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Postby broberds on Mon Jun 05, 2000 7:14 am

Hey, don't blame me! It wasn't <B>my</B> fault! I told you it wasn't gonna work if we tried to use both the elephant and the super-soaker at the same time!<P>------------------
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Postby BoxJam on Mon Jun 05, 2000 8:12 am

>>the elephant <P>Excuse me, but all you said was 'it's not
gonna work' over and over.<P>You also didn't mention that 'other thing'
was WAS PART OF AN ELEPHANT, STILL ATTACHED
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Postby broberds on Mon Jun 05, 2000 9:12 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>>>You also didn't mention that 'other thing'
was WAS PART OF AN ELEPHANT, STILL ATTACHED
TO THE REST OF THE ELEPHANT.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I thought it was detachable, like in the King Missile song. And besides, we never should have tried it until all the lentils were thoroughly cooked through. <B>EVERYBODY</B> knows that!
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Postby superjrtypedude on Mon Jun 05, 2000 9:16 am

Whatever happened to King "Jesus was way cool" Missile anyhow ?<P>------------------
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Postby BoxJam on Mon Jun 05, 2000 9:32 am

>> thought it was detachable, like in the
King Missile song<P>Well you got your wish anyway. Nice going. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/frown.gif"><P>>>Whatever happened to King "Jesus was way cool" Missile anyhow ?<P>They apparently do a web strip called
"Soap on a Rope" now. And post on RACS
as BobbyD1947.<P>(Psst - is this helping your hits yet?)
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Postby broberds on Mon Jun 05, 2000 11:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>>> thought it was detachable, like in the
King Missile song<P>Well you got your wish anyway. Nice going. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/frown.gif"><P>>>Whatever happened to King "Jesus was way cool" Missile anyhow ?<P>They apparently do a web strip called
"Soap on a Rope" now. And post on RACS
as BobbyD1947.<P>(Psst - is this helping your hits yet?)
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I dunno, my stats is only updatified once a day about 4:40 in the morning <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/frown.gif">.
Anyway, we all know that BobbyD1947 isn't a real person; he's an evil robot. And speaking of evil robots, don't think I've forgotten about the Android Incident.
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Postby BoxJam on Tue Jun 06, 2000 6:10 am

Well, I'm going to take all my supporters
and go start an android site.<P>Who's with me?<P>*lone cricket chirping*<P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Tue Jun 06, 2000 8:39 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>Well, I'm going to take all my supporters
and go start an android site.<P>Who's with me?<P>*lone cricket chirping*
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Don't be so hard on yourself. There's also a dog howling somewhere in the distance.<P>
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Postby ThomasKDye on Wed Jun 07, 2000 7:47 am

Well, I'm just mad that what was once a nice message board has turned into a vicious flame fest. My only recourse is to fan the flames harder by providing my own unique brand of insult.<P>Bob, you live in a state that was considered treasonous back in 1861.<P><P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Wed Jun 07, 2000 8:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ThomasKDye:
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Bob, you live in a state that was considered treasonous back in 1861.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Hey, I'll have you know that the government in Richmond considered us 100% loyal!<P><P>------------------
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Postby Maritza Campos on Sat Jun 10, 2000 12:45 am

Oh, this is no flame-fest. This is just normal, plain ol' pointing-fingers, remember-that, hey-we-met-the-standards nonsense.<P>Maritza
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Postby broberds on Sat Jun 10, 2000 2:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maritza Campos:
<B>Oh, this is no flame-fest. This is just normal, plain ol' pointing-fingers, remember-that, hey-we-met-the-standards nonsense.<P>Maritza
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