Good joke (story line idea?)

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Good joke (story line idea?)

Postby stjen on Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:52 pm

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker.

The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself. Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important. God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand".

God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important. God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand".

God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?" Bill Gates responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".
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Postby wrightc on Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:08 am

Heh. Man, that storyline would do strange things to this comic...
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Postby stjen on Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:09 am

Well, hey, if The Dark Lord of Ubersoft is a parody on Bill Gates, then perhaps this is just another manifestation of that old saying, "I'd rather rule in hell than serve in heaven."
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