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Postby darkguru on Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:03 pm

heh...you ever played a roleplay game called Paranoia? That's a line in the intro :p
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Postby wrightc on Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:35 pm

What's your security clearance, Citizen?
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Postby dwarf on Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:31 pm

Hail, troubleshooter. Paranoid delusions are treason. Report to the nearest termination center immediately. Failure to do so will result in an order to report to the nearest termination center.
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Postby darkguru on Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:50 am

Da-R-KUN-2 hygiene officer team A reporting for duty and ready to serve Friend Computer!

If you look unhappy, our Happiness Officer will initiate procedure sing-song. Failure to participate in procedure sing-song is showing willing unhappiness and is a treasonous offence. Be happy because Friend Computer says so!

I certainly don't know of any secret societies, why would...*KZZZT*

Da-R-KUN-3 hygiene officer team A reporting for duty and ready to serve Friend Computer!
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