Keenspot

by **Anonymous#1** on Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:14 pm

Hold me before we disagree with each other once more!

by **vden** on Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:38 pm

Ok, but I'm not going to this in a gay way.

*Holds Anon in a manly embrace*

*Not a hug*

by **Rice_22** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:23 am

*Joins in* I want a manly embrace too.

by **vden** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:50 am

*Manly embraces for all*

by **Anonymous#1** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:01 am

I'm glad we could share this moment together.

...

Now for the bad news; you guys, I think I'm pregnant. =0

by **vden** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:04 am

Well, damn. I sure murder is the only possible solution to this socially awkward situation.

*Kills the president of the Woody Allen Fanclub to solve problem*

by **Anonymous#1** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:15 am

Now, it wont be that easy.

*snaps on some lettex gloves*

Bend over. I need to know who the father is. You too rickcakes. You once gave me a handshake of questionable ludeness.

by **vden** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:18 am

Due to the massive fertility rate of the Chinese (they have somthing like nintey per cent and a quarter of the world's population) the father is obviously Rice.

Also Keenspot is being really bitchy when I try to post. And why am I not allowed to have "from" as a first word in a post?

*Grumble* whole damn internet's against me *grumble*

by **Anonymous#1** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:22 am

I've also had trouble with the site. It must be the Chinese fault.

Damn you China! Can't you see you're just playing OUR game?! HUH DO YOU PUNK WE OWN THE SYSTEM NOT YOU NOW BEND OVER SO I CAN CLAIM CHILD SUPPORT >:0

by **vden** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:44 am

I found out what the problem was with the site. Keenspot hates us.

by **Anonymous#1** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:46 am

Keenspot has every right to hate me, but why would it hate you?

I must be contagious.

by **vden** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:53 am

Because I'm an alt. I'm not a real user at all. I'm just a fictional poster created by several hundred thousand Keenspot regulars sharing an account so they can spam without anyone knowing that they spam. That's why i occasionally stop posting for a few weeks at a time, everyone is trying to log on as me at the same time.

by **Anonymous#1** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:54 am

I believe that you're an alt, but would you believe that I'm an alt too?

Wooooo.

by **vden** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:09 am

Oh, I know you're an alt. You've said so several times over at RPG World.

I lied about being an alt to get attention.

by **Rice_22** on Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:43 pm

I represent the voice of all Chinese peasants. Also the sex drive.

Thus Anonymous is having polytriplets.

by **Anonymous#1** on Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:38 am

...

Now I'm paranoid. (sp)

*activates lurk mode*

by **vden** on Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:28 am

Is polytriplets a lot of children, or just some nasty venerial disease?

by **Rice_22** on Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:29 pm

BOTH.

by **vden** on Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:33 pm

Rice_22 wrote:BOTH.

I'm not quite sure why, but that explains a lot about China.

by **Rice_22** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:52 am

In that we outsource everything in our market?

by **vden** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:17 am

Yes. Overpopulation and STDs are know to be caused by getting someone else to do all your work.

Damn foreigners.

by **Anonymous#1** on Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:15 am

One word: prostitution!

by **Rice_22** on Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:47 pm

Prostitution is the second oldest profession in the world.

The first being of course, the Door to Door Salesman.

by **vden** on Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:15 am

The earliest real prositutes were blond haired women from northern Europe 'forced' into the pimp wagons of the Roman Empire.

This is where we get the notion that blond women get laid more often.

FACT.

by **Anonymous#1** on Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:12 pm

FURCT

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