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Postby vden on Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:01 am

The internet is dying and the only thing that can help it is more internet
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Postby Thy Brilliance on Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:01 pm

JOBS ARE LIKE OUTSOURCING ME GUYS!!
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Postby vden on Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:19 am

That sounds painful. Quickly, MURDER A TIGER AND STEAL IT'S BONES
(it's an old chinese remedy)
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Postby Thy Brilliance on Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:26 pm

Cats work too, right?
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Postby vden on Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:24 am

Sure.

Hell, you could use a dog if you wanted to. It's not like it's going to work either way.
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Postby Eight on Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:16 am

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RELAPSE

Postby Thy Brilliance on Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:57 am

DAMNIT EIGHT NOW I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO RESPOND!!

And I had such a good post diet too.
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Postby vden on Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:52 am

'Diet' is whatever you eat.
Eating makes you fat.
Therefore diets make people fat.

Biological fact people!
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Postby Anonymous#1 on Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:06 am

COCKS IN A BLENDER


oh hay guyz sup?
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MUTHERFUCKIN QUOTATION MARKS IN QUOTATION MARKS

Postby Thy Brilliance on Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:59 am

COCKS IN A BLENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MUSICAL


ROGER EBERT GIVES IT A 5 OUT OF 5 STARS, IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!??!?!?!?!?!

STATED EARLIER TODAY: "Even though it has the exact same melody as box office hit "MAMA MIA," IT MANAGED TO ACTUALLY GET AN ERECTION OUT OF ME, DON'T I HAVE POLIO OR SOME SHIT?!??!!?!?!?"
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Postby vden on Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:15 am

Now that's a play I might pay money to not see.

GIVE US MONIES OR WE'LL SOLILOQUISE AT YOU!

It'll revolutionise the industry!
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Postby Anonymous#1 on Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:40 am

there can be stands outside the theater with people saying:

BUY TICKETS OR IM GOING TO SODOMIZE THIS PUPPY

you don't pay for the ticket and think to yourself, "well, that could be a puppy prostitute, you never know"
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Postby vden on Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:05 am

On the plus side animals have no concept of consent so they can't be raped.

Or can they?
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Postby Thy Brilliance on Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:14 am

IF ANIMALS RAPED PEOPLE

IT WOULD BE FUNNY!!!
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Postby vden on Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:56 pm

The Simpsons already did that one.
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Postby Anonymous#1 on Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:27 am

i don't believe they've sucked me off. do i win a prize now?


scratch that. i want to know what happens when an animal rapes another animal - does a small animal claims court judge grow it's wings?
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Postby Thy Brilliance on Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:34 pm

THEY JUST GET DISEASES THAT CAUSE MORALITY FLUCTUATIONS
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Postby Anonymous#1 on Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:55 am

GENOCIDE
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