The Ultimate SUPEROSITY T-Shirt

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How well have these been selling? Are you still waiting for a whimsical millionaire to buy them all?

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I would buy one, but I don't trust myself with a credit card and in any case am only allowed to own what my master gives me. Naturally he never gives me clothes. That would legally free me from bondage.

Why did I make this Harry Potter reference back in 2005? I'm beginning to suspect the person I am today must have been spontaneously created at some point to cover up the mysterious disappearance of the person who was originally me.

Also, I wish I had bought one of these shirts. It would have been a unique collector's item which would likley have only slightly depreciated in value over the years.