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Help me, Superosity readers (NOT SUPEROSITY RELATED)

Postby Ringading on Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:55 pm

I have a problem that has nothing to do with Superosity but that only a Superosity reader could possibly have sufficient wisdom to resolve. See, I think Everybody Loves Raymond is/was a horrible show. This is because Ray Romano is an awful comedian. When I hear jokes by him I want to break his face. I would like to pick up a sledgehammer and go over to his house and break his face. However, Christy Carlson Romano AKA Christy Michelle Romano is the girl I love very earnestly and one day after I meet her I'm definitely going to marry her. How am I going to deal with her relative Ray Romano being hostile to me when he discovers how little I think of his work? I'd like to think well of him out of respect for my future spouse but I simply can not. His comedy is too awful to be tolerated. At family gatherings it will be difficult not to dump succotash on his head every time he tries and fails to say something funny. It is going to be a very trying relationship, I can tell you. It will be so difficult to always be keeping so much succotash close at hand.

This realisation has become a major concern. I am losing sleep because every time I close my eyes I see Ray Romano's disapproving scowl directed right at me. It is making life so difficult. Please help me, Superosity readers. Please.
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Re: Help me, Superosity readers (NOT SUPEROSITY RELATED)

Postby Milton Bradley on Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:48 pm

What would Bobby do?
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Re: Help me, Superosity readers (NOT SUPEROSITY RELATED)

Postby Ringading on Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:53 pm

Milton Bradley wrote:What would Bobby do?


I can't remember... join Hanson or something?
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Re: Help me, Superosity readers (NOT SUPEROSITY RELATED)

Postby Milton Bradley on Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:30 pm

I was going to say Bobby would murder Ray Romano, but then I remembered that, despite all his promises, he has never successfully killed anyone.
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Re: Help me, Superosity readers (NOT SUPEROSITY RELATED)

Postby Milton Bradley on Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:41 pm

Okay Ringading, don't panic. We can solve this problem if we put our Superosity knowledge to work. Are you friends with a super-intelligent board who caters to your every whim?
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Re: Help me, Superosity readers (NOT SUPEROSITY RELATED)

Postby Ringading on Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:07 pm

I do not own any sort of board, sentient or otherwise. I was going to advertise for one on eharmony.com, but never got around to it. Possibly... possibly I will simply have to let my one life ambition go unfulfilled.

Thankyou to the spambots who tried to help, but your unique brand of incomprehensible gibberish isn't quite what I was hoping for. Don't let this get you down, though, I'm sure there are plenty of people who see the wisdom in your advice.
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Re: Help me, Superosity readers (NOT SUPEROSITY RELATED)

Postby Milton Bradley on Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:33 pm

Ringading wrote:
Milton Bradley wrote:What would Bobby do?


I can't remember... join Hanson or something?


Run in one direction for an hour.
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