It all makes sense now. Jork was just looking out for his dumbo piece of American faeces friend when he was trying to ensure Honey Honey had a decent sized man thing.
Also the HD version of the wedding comic is now my wallpaper. It's messy and confusing and the big white space where the logo should be looks bad, but it's a classic moment and deserves to be my wallpaper.
Also I mean real wallpaper not computer wallpaper.
(Oh and Mr Leffel do you think Boardy was quoting your thread title when he wished Chris a happy wedding day? It might be so!)
You know, I think I read somewhere that the hundred-jillionth-or-so-give-or-take-a-few-thousand wedding anniversary gift is time machines. And the year after that it loops around back to paper clocks.