We need brand new forum members

[Ringading]

I don't have the energy to give every other post due credit all by myself, man. MrLeffel referenced Lil' Boardy shortly before Lil' Boardy made a brand new appearance, and then he said all this stuff about Lil' Boardy's eyes, but I had to leave it alone because I am just one person. Just one. And I tire so.

Come on, rest of the world, you know what I'm talking about. The Superosity message board deserves more than two and a half people kicking a tin around in an empty hall. It needs to bubble with enthusiasm, energised like a hall filled with joyful kids at a school dance, the way those kids sizzled with youthful energy at the end of Carrie. That's what's needed here.

[qwerts]

EDIT : I will now edit this post and confuse everyone because the topic doesn't make sense anymore. HAHAHAHA

[Ringading]

It wouldn't be necessary if you deigned to brighten the place with your oldness more frequently.

You have to understand: the bull symbol for Taurus on my calendar looks like it is pooping the arrow which indicates the direction in which the Taurus dates start. I almost referenced this arrow-pooping bull as a parallel to Lil' Boardy's capacity to poop candy. Maybe other people need to acknowledge other people's posts so I don't have to consider saying such stupid things. I'd like to be able to save my arrow-pooping bull as a character for my upcoming epic novel about Robin Hood and the goddess Diana being married and living in an 18th Cenutry manor with a pet which provides them an unlimited supply of arrows.

[MrLeffel]

Diana couldn't take a punch.

[Ringading]

What could I possibly say to that? I don't know. I don't know everything.

The person who knows what to say to that should be a person posting here.

[MrLeffel]

Wedding time blues!!!!!!!!!

[Ringading]

You know, there's an episode of that show where that Coleman kid says "whatchoo talkin' 'bout?" in which the geriatric father is going to get married to some sweet young thing, but then it turns out that she was going to insist on sending all the kids to boarding school and so the father kicked the mean wretch out. The comic for today is surely channelling that episode.

Also the first Nanny McPhee movie.

[Ringading]

Another reason we need more forum members is so that people can gibber excitedly about the wedding. It is just so beautiful, and nobody's around to give it props.

[MrLeffel]

It's hard, hard not to sit on your hands, bury your head in the sand,
hard not to make other plans and claim that you've done all you can, all along, and life must go on.

[Sgeo]

I'm new! But I'd be more interested if there were tons of speculation. I like speculation, except when it changes the course of the comic.

[Ringading]

Brilliant! You should clone yourself about thirty times or order your cronies to come here too if you have any.

I'm not good with speculation, but you could always start a speculative thread and see what happens. I bet Boardy was Arcadia all along! Arcadia's heart-based nanotech exoskeleton is going to gather traces of Lil' Boardy's form from her hair, convert her into Boardy's shape, erase her memories, and send her back in time to that fateful sandpit all those years ago. That's why Boardy loves Chris so much and is a little jealous of Arcadia.

[MrLeffel]

BUT WHAT OF BOARD ORIGINS!?


and wh'r the hey is the great candy robot of crosboweens

[Ringading]

Boards are obviously self-perpetuating creatures that instinctively create the circumstances to convert somebody into themselves, and send the new (original) self back in time in order to ensure they're in the right place to create the circumstances that ended with the conversion.

The candy robot is... I can't remember. Didn't it end up getting a new master or something? Wait, isn't it supposed to be on the MOON?!

[MrLeffel]

too bad theres no celebrity gossip reporters around

[qwerts]

Too bad I haven't learned how to make non-stupid posts yet.
Someone teach me.

[Ringading]

It's easy! All you have to do is... uh...

I don't know. I don't think I've ever tried it.

[MrLeffel]

OH YEAH

[qwerts]

You also need brand new fans.
Because the current ones are horrible and all dead.

[Ringading]

It's funny how the super popular earn-their-authors-a-living-wage comics are all run by LAZY people who abandoned the old fashioned seven-day schedule years ago. Many of them have even whittled it down to three days. Meanwhile, Superosity gives us a full week of pure glee and is one of the oldest surviving webcomics but doesn't get anything close to the attention it deserves. I'm not even exaggerating when I say that Superosity is my favourite webcomic, although Dinosaur Comics is pretty good and Gunshow Comics has steadily risen in my esteem since its inception (especially with the most recent installment... The Anime Club becomes The Young Ones!).

[Chris Crosby]

It's funny how the super popular earn-their-authors-a-living-wage comics are all run by LAZY people who abandoned the old fashioned seven-day schedule years ago. Many of them have even whittled it down to three days. Meanwhile, Superosity gives us a full week of pure glee and is one of the oldest surviving webcomics but doesn't get anything close to the attention it deserves. I'm not even exaggerating when I say that Superosity is my favourite webcomic, although Dinosaur Comics is pretty good and Gunshow Comics has steadily risen in my esteem since its inception (especially with the most recent installment... The Anime Club becomes The Young Ones!).

You're smart!

[Djublonskopf]

Just logged in to say that is the best Brad Garrett drawing that has ever been made.

[Chris Crosby]

Thanks! I just drew Wednesday's strip and I think it's even better! Mr. Brad Garrett starts to look a little abstract and scary.

[Sipsphime]

I would like to suggest a new feature on this site. How about getting notifications via email on new sticky posts, important forum announcements ?

Is that possible?

[qwerts]

Woah. Took me a while to realize sipsphime above is a spambot. They're approaching human-level stupidity!

Oh and here is a better image of yesterday's comic:

[Ringading]

I didn't even know Brad Garrett was a real person until I read it here. So he's that guy from that horrible show, but his Superosity son is fictional? This is confusing.

Oh, and great Superosity editing qwerts. A fan art scene might be just what the Superosity community needs to be more than just a ghost town.