Superosity and MORAL DECAY

The webcomic that hates you secretly, and for good reason.

Moderator: Chris Crosby

Postby Jerik on Fri Aug 10, 2001 12:00 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by azzy:
[B]As an AMERICAN CHRISTIAN, I must raise the STRONGEST OBJECTION to this BLATANT DECAY OF MORALITY AND FAMILY VALUES which this EVIL and DECADENT comic strip "SUPEROSITY" so flagrantly and flatulently fraternizes among the unemployed LINUX USERS who spend all their free time READING WEB COMICS instead of PRAYING TO JESUS for the SALVATION OF THEIR SOULS!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>No, no, no. Unemployed Linux users read web comics <I>while</I> praying to Jesus for the salvation of their souls. They do it <I>at the same time</I>. I've seen them.<P>Of course, some of them end up accidentally praying to BabyJ instead. And then when he answers their prayers with pastrami sandwiches (no matter what they were praying for, unless it was pastrami sandwiches, in which case he answers their prayers with 52 seconds of world peace), they get really confused.<P>Moral: Let's all pray to BabyJ for pastrami sandwiches!<P>------------------
Slapdash - the comic strip I haven't come up with a tagline for yet
<A HREF="http://www.slapdashcomic.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.slapdashcomic.com</A> / <A HREF="http://slapdash.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://slapdash.keenspace.com</A>
Jerik
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 53
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2001 12:00 am
Location: Hollywood, CA

Postby BabyJ on Fri Aug 10, 2001 2:55 am

I think someone prayed to Dr. Jesus because I just got hit in the eye with a cigar from Baby Bush.<P>THE GODS MUST BE WACKY SHIT!<P>Mike "Tee hee!" Leffel
<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.fat-jesus.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.fat-jesus.com</A> <A HREF="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://fatjesus.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://owlie.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://owlie.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://presidentass.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://presidentass.keenspace.com</A>
User avatar
BabyJ
Keenspot Juggernaut
 
Posts: 5645
Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2001 12:00 am
Location: BUY IMPEACH BUSH AT BLATANTCOMICS.COM!

Postby ScrewballMcGoo [gDC] on Sat Aug 11, 2001 4:57 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by azzy:
<B>First Bobby attempted to MURDER AN INNOCENT NEGRO BUTLER and now *THIEVERY*?!?!?!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Technically, he was only an accessory to the crime but he could easily get off because he was obviously under duress (think about what the janitor can do to him.) <P>At the same time, don't forget about the future beast that Bobby killed.<P><P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.keenspace.com/datedlist.html" TARGET=_blank>Keenspace.</A> Perhaps you've heard of it?
ScrewballMcGoo [gDC]
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 49
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2001 11:00 pm

 

Return to Superosity

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest