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The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby Ringading on Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:45 am

This is a thread about how RevSam is maybe a bit of a meanie sometimes. He is unable to answer questions in an objective fashion like a robot, instead answering them in a judgemental fashion like a big frowny jerk. It seems to me that there is little excuse for such a shortcoming in these late doughnut years. Also, this one time he made me eat some blackberries and then it turned out that they had been picked after Michaelmas. Boy was I disconcerted! "RevSam," I said, "that really wasn't very nice of you." But he just laughed and went skipping off through the poppy field, leaving me to seek my own charms to ward off the curse brewing in my belly.

Has RevSam been a not-nice meanie to you? This is a place for talking about it.
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby RevSam on Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:21 am

kiss my ass ringading
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby MrLeffel on Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:19 pm

Seems to me he's behaving like a perfect grunteman.
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby Ringading on Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:22 am

Not this time, RevSam. I still remember the last time you had me kiss your ass. That didn't look much like a donkey to me.

If people aren't convinced, listen to the tale of a hangman game I once played with RevSam.

The word was four letters long, and having systematically gone through A E I O U to no avail I found that the entire gallows other than the rope had been drawn. That didn't worry me, for it was already clear to me what the word was.

"Hymn," I said.

"Wrong," he announced as he drew in a head and a rope.

"Yes it is, it must be hymn," I countered.

"But it isn't," he said and drew a body and one arm.

This was troubling. In three more limbs' time my man would be hanged. I decided to play it cautious.

"H," I said, and RevSam silently added it as the first letter of the word.

"So it is hymn!" I cried, but RevSam just drew an arm and a right leg.

I paused. Now even getting one letter wrong would spell doom for my man. I crumpled my brow and thought long and hard. Four letters. No A, E, I, O, or U. Starts with H.

"Oh, come off it RevSam, I know it has to be hymn" I finally said.

But RevSam just drew the final leg and spelled out the word: H-Y-M-N. It was hymn!

"What are you doing? That's what I said! I said hymn!"

"No, you said him. H-I-M."

"That's stupid, why would I say that when it's four letters? I said hymn, it sounds the same."

"You said it because you are stupid, it's not my fault."

This was unfair, but for as long as we argued he adamantly held his position. So he ended up being the one who got to take Annie Murdike to the ball, even though I had rightfully been the victor to the match.

What a meanie!
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby J. on Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:55 am

I personally tend to pass RevSam off as a Ruffian of the sea.
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby RevSam on Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:15 am

Ringading wrote:Not this time, RevSam. I still remember the last time you had me kiss your ass. That didn't look much like a donkey to me.

If people aren't convinced, listen to the tale of a hangman game I once played with RevSam.

The word was four letters long, and having systematically gone through A E I O U to no avail I found that the entire gallows other than the rope had been drawn. That didn't worry me, for it was already clear to me what the word was.

"Hymn," I said.

"Wrong," he announced as he drew in a head and a rope.

"Yes it is, it must be hymn," I countered.

"But it isn't," he said and drew a body and one arm.

This was troubling. In three more limbs' time my man would be hanged. I decided to play it cautious.

"H," I said, and RevSam silently added it as the first letter of the word.

"So it is hymn!" I cried, but RevSam just drew an arm and a right leg.

I paused. Now even getting one letter wrong would spell doom for my man. I crumpled my brow and thought long and hard. Four letters. No A, E, I, O, or U. Starts with H.

"Oh, come off it RevSam, I know it has to be hymn" I finally said.

But RevSam just drew the final leg and spelled out the word: H-Y-M-N. It was hymn!

"What are you doing? That's what I said! I said hymn!"

"No, you said him. H-I-M."

"That's stupid, why would I say that when it's four letters? I said hymn, it sounds the same."

"You said it because you are stupid, it's not my fault."

This was unfair, but for as long as we argued he adamantly held his position. So he ended up being the one who got to take Annie Murdike to the ball, even though I had rightfully been the victor to the match.

What a meanie!

fuck you
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby MrLeffel on Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:09 am

Well played!!

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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby RevSam on Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:00 am

hey are you being sarcastic mike tell me now if you are because i need to know if i should be mean to you
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby Ringading on Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:21 pm

MrLeffel, I hope you're not on RevSam's side. He plucks the wings off of butterflies as soon as they emerge from the cocoon. He talks loudly in cinemas about the differences between the version of Blade Runner being screened and the alternate versions. He drinks the blood of virgins and doesn't call the next day. He knows for certain what U.P: up means but won't tell anybody. He invented the Macarena. He makes them rub the lotion in the skin or else they get the hose again. When people ask him for a pipe, he gives them a painting of one. He shoots old grannies just for fun and laughs. He installs mutated beings into transportation armour and removes the concept of pity from their data banks. He builds doghouses out of asbestos and sells them to children. He wears t-shirts with "I'm With Stupid" written on them. He convinces high school students that "wherefore art thou Romeo?" means "where are you, Romeo?" He grows his own fruit because he likes to skin it alive. He draws naughty pictures in library books. And this is just the beginning! His deeds are legion.
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby J. on Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:13 am

Where do you come up with this stuff, Ringading?

Seriously, is it all original?
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby MrLeffel on Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:19 am

Boys Boys!

Everyone knows I hate butterfly wings.

(the actual insect is cool though)
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby Ringading on Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:49 am

But a butterfly without wings isn't a butterfly at all. It's just butter.

I can't say for certain how RevSam's malicious mind works, but I wouldn't be surprised if some of his activities contain references. The guy needs superscript numbers stamped on his forehead and notes tattooed on his foot.
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby MrLeffel on Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:25 am

What if revsam was a giant what spoots mashed potatoes at foes?

I'd say!
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby Ringading on Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:48 am

You may be onto something, and the possibility of such an arsenal at his command raises an interesting question: would the addition of a gravy boat make him more dangerous or simply more delicious? Perhaps it would even upgrade him to a ruffian of the high tea?
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here is what i think of your stupid thread

Postby RevSam on Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:45 am

THIS THREAD IS BULLSHIT
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby J. on Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:28 pm

Ha, this reminds me of long ago when I made a RevSam thread, resulting in him saying "fuck this thread!" or something to that effect.
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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby Ringading on Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:29 am

I would say that this precedent is a confirmation of his fundamentally aggressive nature, but I begin to feel pity as I observe him sitting there with wide tear-filled eyes and nothing to console his injured pride but a plate of freshly chopped onions. I am sorry that I revealed these secrets and am now willing to make peace.

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Re: The RevSam is a meanie thread

Postby MrLeffel on Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:21 am

Remember when rainbows only signified homosexuality?

DAMN YOU, PIANO TUNERS!! YOU PEOPLE STOLE IT AND PERVERTED IT.
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