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Postby Youwillneverknow on Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:30 pm

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Postby lake_wrangler on Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:41 am

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Postby Jappus on Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:43 pm

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Postby Youwillneverknow on Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:40 pm

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Postby lake_wrangler on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:32 am

What do you get, when you play a Country song backwards?

You get your dog back, you get your truck back, you get your house back, you get your wife back, you sober up, you get out of jail...


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Incidentally, I actually truly love Country music (as long as it's clean, and not about cheating on your spouse, being a drunken fool, and stuff... and yes, there are such songs out there...).

For one thing, I can hear the lyrics, and they make sense. Country music is about people, about real feelings, things we can relate to...
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Postby Moxie on Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:48 am

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I too enjoy the country music as long as it's not too whiney sounding...
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Postby Youwillneverknow on Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:05 am

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Postby Moxie on Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:28 pm

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Postby lake_wrangler on Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:16 pm

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Postby Jappus on Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:32 pm

If your GM tells you that even a take 20 will not help you now, you should really start digging out your backup character sheet.



Moxie wrote:[OOC]
I too enjoy the country music as long as it's not too whiney sounding...
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Which is actually the K.O. criteria for me in 99.999% of all cases of country music I've ever listened to.
Of course, I'd take even the worst country song in favour of even one instance of German "Schlager"...
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Postby Youwillneverknow on Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:29 pm

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Postby Moxie on Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:55 am

Sometimes we all just need a really good laugh.
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Postby Voice on Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:26 am

Eating the sandwich of laughter will result in a cornacopia of love!
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Postby Jappus on Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:05 pm

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Postby Youwillneverknow on Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:53 am

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Postby Jappus on Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:54 pm

My nose feels funny. I think I need to flush my larynx.
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Postby Jappus on Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:05 pm

My nose feels funny. I think I need to flush my larynx.
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Postby Voice on Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:46 pm

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Postby Moxie on Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:39 am

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Postby Jappus on Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:15 am

Come on, it was just an innocent fifteen week stand.
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Postby Youwillneverknow on Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:05 pm

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Re: new nonsense contest

Postby Anonymous#1 on Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:14 am

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Re: new nonsense contest

Postby dennisls111 on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:21 pm

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