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Whats so funny?

PostPosted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:52 am
by whitewiccan
:-? Whats your favourite and funniest joke? Send in jokes you may have heard, read or even...made up (DON'T LIE!) :evil:

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I personaly like all the blonde jokes people come up with these days...reason being, most of my friends are blonde and like to tell the jokes infront of them and see how many hit me...which is like one out of every ten because the other nine don't get the joke. What sort of jokes do you like? Post in your thoughts!!!
:P

PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:39 am
by Ekim
Why did the chicken cross the road ? ... Don't know ? ... Ask the chicken .

As for blonde jokes , here's one : A blonde dyes her hair black to look more intelligent . Passing by a farm she meets a farmer that has some trouble counting his sheep . She bets the farmer that if she guesses how many sheep the farmer has , she would get a sheep of her choice . The farmer agrees . She says "...375..." . The farmer says "WOW ... thats right ... " . As she was ready to leave , the farmer says "If i guess your natural hair coulor , will you give me my dog back ?" .

PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:07 pm
by daringarlyn353x
now those are quite old jokes...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:40 am
by Skane
Well, well... you know what they say about oldies being goldies. ;)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:34 am
by Ertapbunlem
Hardcore anal action video!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:57 am
by MichaelMF
Ertapbunlem wrote:Hardcore anal action video!


Now THAT'S funny. :grumble:

(Deleted the link but kept the post)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:58 am
by MichaelMF
A priest walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Thank you! I'm here all week! Try the chicken.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:57 am
by ShardZ
A zombie walks into a bar and... Gah! It's alive! :o :D

And memorializing the idiocy of spammers with the best of them. Now, where's a digital carpet bomb when you need one?

*Eyes the chicken* It isn't rubber, is it...?

PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:01 pm
by Marcos
Three men walk into a bar.

The fourth ducks.

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:35 pm
by fudge_mocha
I've read that "Why did the chicken cross the road?" It's not actually that funny to me. Instead, it's intellectualy stimulating.



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Re: Whats so funny?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:27 am
by StephDale
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove he came before the egg! Buh-dum-bah!

Re: Whats so funny?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:20 pm
by Marcos
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.