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Postby kozmo on Wed Feb 27, 2002 11:21 am

When an amphibian eats, do they have to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
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Postby El SillY on Wed Feb 27, 2002 12:20 pm

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Postby Tzunami on Fri Mar 01, 2002 8:33 am

Why does some shaving creams claims that their product "Revitalize your hair". Don't I want to get rid of it in the first place?<P>------------------
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Postby kozmo on Fri Mar 01, 2002 10:45 am

Why is it good when orders for durable goods rise? Doesn't that mean that maybe they're not so durable?
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Postby Jesoes on Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:35 am

Why do farts smell worse in the shower ?
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Postby kozmo on Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:45 am

Didn't Mr. and Mrs. Howell bring a lot of luggage for just a 3-hour tour?
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Postby NornaGest on Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:26 am

How much dick would a Dik-Dik <I>Dick</I> if a Dik-Dik <I>could</I> Dick dick?
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Postby kozmo on Thu Mar 28, 2002 11:20 am

Over the decades and centuries as the population grows, does the Earth get heavier? If not (and even if it does), where does the "stuff" come from to make more people? If it doesn't come from outer space, will that "stuff" ever run out?
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Postby El SillY on Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:51 am

The earth reuses materia, we consist of the same atoms the dinosaurs did, the only way to increase/decrease the weight of the earth is to ship stuff on too/ship stuff off from earth
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Mar 29, 2002 8:58 am

There's a certain amount of material lost and gained across the atmospheric boundary, via heat/energy.

mass cannot be created or destroyed, only converted -- thus sunlight in = heat and/or mass at least in terms of photsynthesis.

then you have comets and stuff...
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Postby haemon78 on Fri Mar 29, 2002 8:52 pm

Sorry guys, but I hate to burst the bubble on all your "science". The ideas of conservation of mass and energy are nice and all, but that's not really the answer.

It's gnomes, man. Plain and simple. Gnomes.
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Postby El SillY on Sat Mar 30, 2002 7:04 am

On 2002-03-29 08:58, Major Tom wrote:
There's a certain amount of material lost and gained across the atmospheric boundary, via heat/energy.

mass cannot be created or destroyed, only converted -- thus sunlight in = heat and/or mass at least in terms of photsynthesis.

then you have comets and stuff...


I include all that in the Ship on/off thingie... Oh, Gnomes, yes, everyone knows about them, the subatomic Gnomes makes every thing work. And my advisor Mr. Sock says photosynthesis is a filthy lie invented by people who want more friends *sticks out tongue*

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Postby Major Tom on Sat Mar 30, 2002 9:31 am

I had your Prozak replaced with water tablets
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Postby El SillY on Sun Mar 31, 2002 4:54 am

HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!?!? I could have got a water shock, I could have drowned! Small bacteria could start eating my skin!

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Postby Major Tom on Mon Apr 01, 2002 9:54 am

On 2002-03-31 04:54, El SillY wrote:
HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!?!? I could have got a water shock, I could have drowned! Small bacteria could start eating my skin!


I fed yourr prozak to the bacteria; they won't bite, just nibble a little


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Postby kozmo on Wed Apr 03, 2002 10:53 am

What's up with Zima?
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Postby They on Wed Apr 10, 2002 8:45 am

Do you ever get the feeling that someone, somewhere is repeating something you said a long time ago, in a way that makes it sound like it's them who's the witty one?
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Postby kozmo on Wed Apr 17, 2002 9:56 am

If the smell of natural gas is added on purpose to alert one to the presence of it, couldn't they have made it smell a little better?
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Apr 19, 2002 5:57 am

How is it that you feel like a man at 14 and feel like a kid at 34?
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Postby Fetal Barbie Doll on Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:07 am

My deep thought for the day
if god lurks deep inside us all then i hope he likes enchalades because thats what he's getting...
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Postby kozmo on Thu May 23, 2002 7:20 am

How do you throw away a trash can?
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Postby Major Tom on Thu May 23, 2002 8:17 am

If you wrinte an address on the back, can you mail just the stamp?
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Postby kozmo on Sun Jul 21, 2002 5:01 am

Why is it they can put a man on the moon but they can't make a dishwasher that holds wine glasses on the top rack?
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Postby Hans P. IceBat on Thu Jul 25, 2002 8:29 pm

Just remember, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't roll your friends up into little balls and flick 'em.
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Postby kozmo on Mon Aug 19, 2002 6:04 am

Why is it that cobwebs don't grow in the part of your car's speedometer in the 100 mph area?
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