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Postby John Myers on Tue Jan 08, 2002 8:31 am

Sorry for November and December. I had a lot going on and something had to give...<P>Just curious, is anyone still reading this thing. I'm afraid taking two months off has taken it's toll on the readership. I'm also expecting that no one will even reply to this thread...<P>Regardless, there will be new stuff showing up for a while. I'm actually several days ahead right now...
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Postby BoxJam on Wed Jan 09, 2002 2:39 am

For the record, I'm still reading, but I'm not going to reply to this thread.<P>------------------
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Postby John Myers on Wed Jan 09, 2002 6:44 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>For the record, I'm still reading, but I'm not going to reply to this thread.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
Well, if you're not going to reply, I'm not going to read your reply. Just so you know...<P>
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Postby NornaGest on Thu Jan 10, 2002 6:13 am

Count me as still reading, one!
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Postby ThomasKDye on Fri Jan 11, 2002 1:00 am

I'm reading. Writing, too.<P>------------------
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Postby El SillY on Fri Jan 11, 2002 2:35 am

I write the name of people I don't like on the toilet paper and then, well you know the rest... (I really don't do that but I should)<P>------------------
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Postby kozmo on Fri Jan 11, 2002 7:39 am

I like to read the back of the cereal box when I have breakfast in the morning.
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Postby Tzunami on Fri Jan 11, 2002 8:32 am

Actually, I like to read the same magazine over and over again when I'm *there*... if you get the drift.<P>------------------
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Postby kozmo on Fri Jan 11, 2002 10:33 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tzunami:
<B>Actually, I like to read the same magazine over and over again when I'm *there*... if you get the drift.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I get the idea there isn't a lot of reading going on.
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Postby Tzunami on Tue Jan 15, 2002 11:20 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
I get the idea there isn't a lot of reading going on.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>No, silly! I mean reading some Reader's Digest over and over again when I'm in the bathroom...<P>I keep the other kind in my room ;-)
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Jan 15, 2002 11:30 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by El SillY:
<B>I write the name of people I don't like on the toilet paper and then, well you know the rest... (I really don't do that but I should)<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>You tattoo them on your ass? <I>Not</I> the laundry market, man -- just a suggestion.
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Postby El SillY on Wed Jan 16, 2002 8:26 am

No that's not what I meant, I ran out of ass a long time ago...<P>------------------
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Postby kozmo on Wed Jan 16, 2002 11:06 am

I heard about a guy who had barber pole stripes tattooed on his..."beef torpedo"
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Postby Dynamite Debra on Sun Jan 20, 2002 7:17 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kozmo:
<B>I heard about a guy who had barber pole stripes tattooed on his..."beef torpedo"</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Wow! Beef torpedo...that's a new one. Hadn't heard it referred to it like that before. Btw, how many different (popular) names are there for IT? I only know a few:<P>Mr. Winky
George
tube steak
tube snake
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Postby El SillY on Sun Jan 20, 2002 7:49 am

Just listen to this: <A HREF="http://www.montypython.net/cgi-bin/dl2/full.cgi?penisong.wav" TARGET=_blank>http://www.montypython.net/cgi-bin/dl2/full.cgi?penisong.wav</A> <P>------------------
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Postby kozmo on Mon Jan 21, 2002 11:13 am

The Love Burrito
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Postby Dynamite Debra on Mon Jan 21, 2002 12:46 pm

Hey! I just remembered another one...
the Love Stick <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif">
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Postby Jesoes on Tue Jan 22, 2002 6:56 am

The blue veined flute
The pink obo
The one eyed custard chucker
the pig skin bus
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Postby Hans P. IceBat on Tue Jan 22, 2002 6:58 am

The BISHOP!
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Postby El SillY on Tue Jan 22, 2002 9:30 am

Johnson<P>------------------
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Postby PsychoAg98 on Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:20 am

If you tattooed your "love pump" like a candy cane, imagine how many BJs you would get....<P>------------------
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