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Postby CCelizic on Thu Jun 17, 2004 4:21 pm

You're so fat, they've organized expiditions to measure your slopes.

You're so fat, you're the only creature visible from space.

You're so fat, that during the winter, they sled down you.

You're so fat, you need a tugboat when you go swimming.

You're so fat, you need a beeper for backing up.

You're so fat, you got satellites.
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Postby Skippy the Neandert(h)al on Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:25 pm

You're so fat, you make the Kool Aid guy look like a caraffe.

OH YEAH! That was the worst one yet!
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Postby Roger Sims on Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:40 am

You're so fat that they were showing a story on the news about all those little kids that went missing after they swam in the canal that you swim in sometimes and you were really sad because maybe you knew the parents or something or were just moved by the human drama but then you found 6 of the kids under your man-titties and the ones that survived had subsisted on cake-crumbs and pizza-crusts for months because your lard had muffled their screams so much that you just thought you had mice in the walls again. And you do have mice - because you're fat and you are constantly stuffing your face and you drop crumbs and sometimes whole sandwiches on the ground but are too fat to bend over and pick them up.
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Postby Imperator Severn on Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:12 am

Since this thread has long lain dead, I hereby grant myself the power to go to a new topic: the profusion of shitty webcomics that people spam all over other message boards. If I see one more 8-page archive of childish scrawl passed off as "funny," I... I'll... Huff, and I'll puff, and I'll complain to a mod!



Your comic sucks. It demonstrates nothing more than the erosion of morality in modern society. It is putrid. A puss-filled ulcer on the upper lip of the internet. Few can comprehend how truly wretched and awful it is. No human being sho has goodness yet in his soul could condone the reading of this tumorous growth of filth and slime. This comic is at once the worst kind of lowest-common-denominator drivel and the most insidious of fascist propaganda. You who created this pile of villainous slander against the goodness of mankind can be nothing less than evil, yet have not the wit to defeat the maggots that infest the cranial cavity which may once have contained a cerebrum. You are an imp, a waif, an insult to all that is kind and good and sure. I would that I may go on, but I hesitate to waste time lest this thread be locked before I can begin. Let it be known- your wickedness will not infect my soul. Leave this place for all time, for ye shalle find no silver here, Iscariot.
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Postby Roger Sims on Sat Aug 14, 2004 12:51 am

I can't tell if this is a random unrelated rant on shitty comics, or if it is indeed a response to the shitty comics I had displayed on MY website around the time of your post. If it is the latter, I would appologize for the harm I've done with my low-brow doodlings. But I would object to being called a spammer, as it is customary to have ones website in their signature, should they have one.

If it is the former, I appologize for misconstruing your intent, and offer (not in the interest of self-promotion) a reason for the confusion in the form of a link to comics that fit your description almost to the very letter (only there are 7 pages, I think.)

Oh, and if it WAS the latter, I'd like permission to quote your vitriole in further promotion of said shitty comic.

Thanks you for sayings.
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Postby Imperator Severn on Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:04 am

You flatter yourself.
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Postby Roger Sims on Sat Aug 14, 2004 12:21 pm

only when I have time to clean up afterwards.
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Postby Skippy the Neandert(h)al on Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:38 am

I know it's really late, but being that nothing is going on in here right now...

Um, I saw you at the carwash the other day. Let's try to remember one thing; try keeping those speedos IN PLACE when you spray under those huge rolls, okay?

BWAAAAAAHAHAHA! :lol:

Your momma's so fat that when you were born you got lost on the way out. And your daddy got lost on the way in.

Oh, and as I just moved up here to Washington just in time to see a volcano begin to go unstable;

Your mom went on a hike on Mt. St. Helens? Well, that explains the earthquakes.
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Postby Skippy the Neandert(h)al on Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:31 am

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` Through the Goggles of Science and Wackmobiles, I can see into the mind of anyone... Occasionally, this sensory madness causes me to have Spurious Brainchildren. Want proof? Be my guest.
` While you're visiting, feel free to wander into my lab. Watch that I don't keep you there.
` Oh, apparently I'm also some sort of artist and lame photo comedian. Who knew?
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Postby Skane on Tue May 08, 2007 11:43 pm

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