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Postby s_7106 on Wed Mar 20, 2002 6:06 pm

I nearly danced at the prospect of a KL book. If I have money when it comes out (unfortunately, I'm always broke) I'm so buying it.

Anyway:
"When Mental Patients attack"
"Krazy Larry: It's 10 pm, do you know where your meds are?"
"You're Jealous the Voices Talk to Me"

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Postby SkinsFan on Thu Mar 21, 2002 1:54 pm

Here's what I got so far:

Krazy Larry: 253 things you shouldn't do with SUV's
Krazy Larry: Some disassembally required
Krazy Larry: Rotate 90 degrees and insert cog "A."
Krazy Larry and the evil ninjas from the planet Lucifer
Krazy Larry: The joy of blenders
Krazy Larry: Krazy Larry: Now with redundance!
Krazy Larry: Behold the power of cream cheese
Krazy Larry: The Joy of Assisted Suicide
Krazy Larry: Mental Patients, Morphine, and homosexual shakesperian squirrels, oh my!
Krazy Larry: AND YOUR LITTLE PUPPY DOG TOO!!!
Krazy Larry: Emasculate the whales
Krazy Larry: My God, do we need whores

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Postby TimVee on Sat Mar 23, 2002 1:46 pm

KL: Stories To Make Children Cry & Scar Them Later In Life

KL: Buy This Book Or We'll Kill This Consience

KL: 100% Antisocial Tendencies

KL: Bitterness, Hate, Violence, And Other Things That Make Life Great

KL: The Cat, His Consience, The Amputee, and Her Lover

KL: Insane and Evil and Proud Of It

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Postby chunkeycerial on Mon Mar 25, 2002 9:23 am

Here's a great title:

REMEMBERING ALL THAT IS NOTHING

or

LABOTOMIES, SQUIRRELS, AND MAYO: THE LARRY OSBORNE STORY

or

I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE: A STORY OF IGNORANCE AND APATHY by KRAZY LARRY
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Postby chunkeycerial on Mon Mar 25, 2002 9:25 am

200 GALLONS OF LIQUID CHEESE AND NOBODY TO GIVE A BLOOD TRANSFUSION!!!
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Postby chunkeycerial on Mon Mar 25, 2002 9:27 am

KRAZY LARRY : I HAD A KID WITH PUCK, AND I'LL NEVER SEE MY WORST FRIEND THE SAME WAY!
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Postby chunkeycerial on Mon Mar 25, 2002 9:35 am

MUSHROOMS, CROSSBREEDS, AMPUTEES, GOD, TUNA, AND LESBIAN CHIA-PETS.
I HAD SEVERAL FALLING DREAMS WITH DAVE.
LORD OF THE CROSS-OVERS.
POTPIE AND TOILETS.
ALTHOUGH MY FINGER'S BROKEN, I'M STILL PICKING MY NOSE.
YES, THOSE ARE LAWERS IN THE BATHTUB.
SEVEN HUNDRED REASONS WHY I'M NOT A RIVERDANCER.
HTML, MY ASS.
THE DEVIL LOVES YOU.
GOD IS A BOOGERHEAD.
BLONDES AND PENGUINS.
HEADLICE VS. COWS-TIPPERS.
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Postby chunkeycerial on Mon Mar 25, 2002 9:39 am

DID I SAY LOVE??? I HATE THIS BOOK: THE TRUE STORY OF A MADE UP CARTOON CHARACTER
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Postby Alan Foreman on Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:16 pm

Karzy Larry: Buy this and I might not kill you!
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Postby Paul Southworth on Mon Mar 25, 2002 9:04 pm

WE HAVE A WEINER!!

Masopic, you have won! The new Krazy Larry collection will be called "Sanity Not Included"

Your email address is not listed here on the boards. Please get in touch with me so we can arrange your prize and discuss terms and conditions of my using your suggestion (basically, it becomes my property, and you cant be a jerk and sue me later on :smile: ). I hope you're still paying attention to the board Masopic, because I can't in good conscience use the name without your permission! And you know how big I am on consciences!!

HUZZAH!

BTW, the book is nearly completed. All I have to do is the covers. GLEE!!

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Postby SadisticEuphoria on Tue Mar 26, 2002 2:25 pm

........damn
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Postby BabyJ on Wed Mar 27, 2002 11:04 pm

On 2002-03-16 14:43, LCARS wrote:
Krazy Larry: Everything But Walnuts


YES.

Also: Horoay for you back be, Paul! And goodie on the stuff you did from return-time to me findy-ready!!

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Postby BabyJ on Wed Mar 27, 2002 11:08 pm

Oh. I see once again TIME IS NOT MY FRIEND so I hereby withdraw my vote for "..walnuts."

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Postby RichK on Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:13 am

Hey Paul,
How about "Sanity Not Included" for a title. Sure I stole it but I know you can contact me.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Postby Paul Southworth on Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:28 am

Thanks, Rich! If I wasn't so bogged down by morality, I'd take you up on that offer! :smile:


Stupid conscience.
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Postby El SillY on Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:52 am

The validity has not covered

(i.e Sanity not included run through <a href="http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/" target="_blank">this</a>)
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Postby Paul Southworth on Fri Mar 29, 2002 7:48 pm

In hell it has vector of Fleischpie (they screm he of the insertion
here)
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Postby Esyla on Sat Apr 13, 2002 10:14 pm

Aw shucks...done before I even know it was going on.
And I was going to suggest "Krazy Larry vs. The Floating Eyeball of Death!", even though that would be directly ripping off The Aquabats...screw it. It'd make for some kickass cover art.

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Postby Dave Kelly on Sun Apr 14, 2002 12:07 am

Some lame ideas:

Krazy Larry: NOT THE ONE THAT SELLS CARS
Krazy Larry: LEAVING YOU IN STICHES! (Aaaah! That sucks!)
Krazy Larry: DAVE KELLY IS FAT AND IRISH
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Postby Ventura Vandals on Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:03 pm

Gee, Mr. Southworth, I can't beleive they are going to let you put out a book. I probably won't see it at WallMart, though. Is it an internet only deal? Hope It does well. By the By, I enjoy seeing Larry in black and white. I support the change.
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Postby BabyJ on Sat Apr 20, 2002 3:22 pm

Dave, if YOU don't make a book called DAVE KELLY IS FAT AND IRISH, then that's a shame.

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Postby MisterIrony on Mon May 20, 2002 11:30 pm

Krazy Larry: Now With Less Conscience!

Or, you could go for the classic: "The Adventures of Krazy Larry" with "Mis" written in red crayon (or blood) before the word "Adventures"
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Postby macclint on Thu Jun 13, 2002 1:05 pm

So, what's happening with this book?

What's happening with Paul?

What' Happening with Krazy Larry?
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Postby Waffles on Thu Jun 13, 2002 8:11 pm

As was stated in another thread: Dead! In fact there are only 23 real people left in the world. Everyone else is dead.
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Postby NornaGest on Sun Jun 16, 2002 12:19 pm

Waffles wrote:As was stated in another thread: Dead! In fact there are only 23 real people left in the world. Everyone else is dead.


Tis a damn shame that the Paking Lot is ....Empty!
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