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Postby Major Tom on Mon Mar 25, 2002 7:54 am

You are so braindead, you think "modems" and "kilobytes" has something to do with second-helpings of your mom's skanky goulash.
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Postby chunkeycerial on Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:47 am

you look and smell like something I would've eaten at Michael Jackson's birthday party.

Are you sure you came from the womb???

You look like something your father told me he found in the restroom at a gay bar.

Your mother's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Mar 27, 2002 12:41 pm

You're making Barbara Walters look good right about now.
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Mar 28, 2002 8:29 am

you flagrant,flaming, flatulent, fatuous, feckless freak.
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Postby Darth Paradox on Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:07 am

I don't need to stick my finger down my throat to vomit - I can just take a good look at you.
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Postby tuba_man on Thu Mar 28, 2002 8:39 pm

Homonecropetapyrobestiphage.
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Postby tuba_man on Sun Mar 31, 2002 8:58 pm

You are a
Beaver Banging,
Rabbit Raping,
Sheep Screwing,
Pig Porking,
Ferret Fucker.
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Apr 01, 2002 8:14 am

On 2002-03-31 20:58, tuba_man wrote:
You are a
Beaver Banging,
Rabbit Raping,
Sheep Screwing,
Pig Porking,
Ferret Fucker.


True, but I also can't decide if your mom reminds me more of the pig or the sheep.
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Postby El SillY on Tue Apr 02, 2002 4:26 am

A fool like you wouldn't know April 1 if it crawled up your ass and set fire to your intestine.
Cheese can be your special friend.
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Postby Urban Wild Cat on Thu Jun 20, 2002 6:05 am

What inbred, gang-banging, snot-dribbling, bum-licking, vacant-eyed, slopeing-browed, mongoloid retards spawned you?

The following is my response to a post in another forum.

Did you actually spring forth from some ill-fated human being, or did you simply crawl partially formed from the stinking mud and slimepits that your intellect and odour resembles?

Did you think that just because no-one here knows you personally, that your towering stupidity and bad social skills would be invisible to us?

Has the overwhelming vacuum between your ears sucked the shit from your colon into your cranium, or are you just stupid?

You are an abomination on the face of the earth, and the best argument I have ever encountered for the compulsory sterilization of the incompetent and socially inept.

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Thank you for your time.
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Postby macclint on Thu Jun 20, 2002 10:16 am

:evil:

You are the proof that cousins shouldn't marry!
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Postby Jake on Mon Aug 12, 2002 9:23 pm

"The last time I saw something that looked like you, I flushed."

That insult could be misinterpreted, as the word "flush" could mean "flush the toilet" as it's supposed to in this case, or it could also mean flush as in blushing. So you could end the insult with "flushed the toilet," but that kind of throws the meter of the insult off and generally decreases its effectiveness. Butthead.

From "The Dig":

"You slime-carapaced, mucus-brained, alimentary arthropodal sphincter muscle!"
Nice big words, but it doesn't work too well if you're using it on a human instead of a giant spider because "alimentary" means food and arthropodal means, basically, "bug". But you could replace Alimentary with Shit-Eating, Scum-Sucking, Malodorous, Disfigured, or any of a huge number of other multisyllabic words. And you could replace Arthropodal with Anthropoidal because the two words sound almost identical, and then it would work out nicely. Ass-spelunker.

Here's one that should never bne used if your intention is to actually insult someone because it's just so stupid (And yet, so funny):

Ass-butt!


You look worse than you smell.

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