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Postby Paul Southworth on Tue Dec 11, 2001 7:27 am

I've decided to make a place on the message board where you can send me all your scathing rips on the scum of humanity in hopes that I may one day display it with pride on the main page.<P>So, go to it you steaming wet lumpy piles of monkey puke!<P><P>------------------
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Postby NornaGest on Wed Dec 12, 2001 3:34 am

Shouldn't that be <I>scums</I> of humanity
{quite a few different types}, you <I><B>Hominid</B></I>!
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Postby duckbeater on Wed Dec 12, 2001 3:53 am

Suck me sweaty toes, mud bucket face!!
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Postby LCARS on Wed Dec 12, 2001 6:50 am

Alas, my brain is not set up to dispense red hot scathing insults.<P>Stupid.
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Postby NornaGest on Thu Dec 13, 2001 5:21 am

You <B>Doggie in the Manger!</B>
(Not the Aesop Fable. The one humpin' the baby Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezuuuuuuuus!)
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Postby Paul Southworth on Thu Dec 13, 2001 6:03 am

I think that might be my all time favorite , because I thouhgt it was real at first, and that's what makes a good insult.<P>Sorry, Mike. I'm just jealous of all your thousands of followers. Maybe I should offer free sex like you, too. That may be the key to popularity <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif"><P>It worked for all the girl in high school!<P>Paul "Thieving Motherfucker" Southworth
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Postby BabyJ on Thu Dec 13, 2001 9:31 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Paul Southworth:
[B]Sorry, Mike. I'm just jealous of all your thousands of followers. Maybe I should offer free sex like you, too. That may be the key to popularity <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif"><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>No, it's offering NOT to have sex with them, that does that!<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
It worked for all the girl in high school!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Popular girls are not whores. And popular guys are not jerks with small, small, violent brains.<P>
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Dec 13, 2001 10:42 am

Snivelling camelcockbuffer -- if you had any more character you'd be an asshole, you unbelievable waste of a good blowjob.<P><p>[This message has been edited by Major Tom (edited 12-14-2001).]
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Postby BabyJ on Thu Dec 13, 2001 12:52 pm

<font size="3"><B>YOU'RE RIPPING ME OFF, YOU GODDAMNED MOTHER FUCKING RETARD-LICKING SHIT NIBBLER, WITH YOUR THREADS WHERE YOU POST THINGS!!! WHY NOT JUST CALL IT 'WHAT WOULD FUCKING GOD DAMNED LARRY DO IN A SHITTY KRAZY MANNER, YOU TERD FLINGS? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!' YOU SMELLY FREAKING PUS-SUCK!!</B></font><P>
Anyway, my entry is...<P>(audience laughs)<P>
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Dec 14, 2001 2:14 am

Goodnight Mrs, Calabash (you walking gag reflex), have a good weekend (hope you choke on it).<P>Oh, and take off that stupid hat, you look like a homeless jockstrap inspector.
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Postby Paul Southworth on Fri Dec 14, 2001 5:11 am

Okay guys, just little "Insult Related" newsflash....It's not that I dont find them unbearably hilarious and the like, insult submitted with words such as "fuck" and "shit" will probably not get used on the main page. However, words such as "ass", "hell", "damn", and "sphincter-boy" CAN be used as many times as you want, and indeed can make up the entire insult! I'm not being a prude, I just don't like to put that kind of stuff on the front page. i have an eight year old sister who migfht be reading anything I put up, and I'd rather not have her walking around calling everyone a "fucking waste of a good blowjob."....although I myself might use that one someday <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif"><P>Just lettin ya know!<P><P>------------------
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Postby El SillY on Fri Dec 14, 2001 5:59 am

Pucko<P>It's the best curse ever..<P>(pucko is the name of a chocolate drink in Sweden, and a curse. A funny one to...)<P>------------------
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Postby RichK on Fri Dec 14, 2001 7:51 am

I wished your father used a condom.<P>Rich
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Dec 14, 2001 8:28 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Paul Southworth:
<B>...I'd rather not have her walking around calling everyone a "fucking waste of a good blowjob."....although I myself might use that one someday <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif">
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Granted, and altered. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>Although I still think you're a whoring bag of phlegm, you pencil-penis, panty-waisted, poo-poo mamma's boy. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif">
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Dec 14, 2001 9:53 am

If you look anything like your mother, then she must have had a <I>fantastic</I> group discount rate.
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Postby Paul Southworth on Fri Dec 14, 2001 9:53 am

"you're a whoring bag of phlegm, you pencil-penis, panty-waisted, poo-poo mamma's boy."<P>Now THAT'S the stuff I'm looking for! WOOT! Keep em comin!<P>Paul "Pencil-Penis" Southworth
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Postby NornaGest on Fri Dec 14, 2001 12:31 pm

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Postby Dezro on Sat Dec 15, 2001 8:09 am

LIME PUSHING LIME DRINKING LIME WASTING LIMER! YOU MAKE ME AND MY LIMES SICK, LIKE SOME LIME LIMEY LIME LIME LIME! GEEZ! AND WEAR A LIME, YOU TULIPY COWGIRL!
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Postby RichK on Mon Dec 17, 2001 7:33 am

Your work the last month was the best ever. Yeah, I know you were on vacation.<P>Rich
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Postby Paul Southworth on Mon Dec 17, 2001 7:40 am

Actually, I believe my work the last THREE months was the best ever, thank you very much.<P>This just in, another hiatus starting tomorrow, you hatchet-faced gaggle of sloth-toed blackhead poppers.<P>FUN!
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Postby BabyJ on Mon Dec 17, 2001 10:44 am

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Postby Major Tom on Mon Dec 17, 2001 11:15 am

oooOOOOOoooo -- ouchie.
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Postby Jesoes on Tue Dec 18, 2001 1:54 am

Why don't you suck the sweat off from behind a fat mans ball sack.
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Postby El SillY on Tue Dec 18, 2001 6:32 am

You have a great face for radio.<P>[stolen from Gunnars quote of the moment]
Ther's nothing wrong with you a shootgun blast to the face wouldn't fix.
[/stolen from Gunnars quote of the moment]<P>You look like you need some workout, have you tried sumo wresteling?<P>------------------
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Dec 18, 2001 7:10 am

To get by in this world you need wits, wealth or beauty. You have...my sympathy.
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